Luke Ribbons

@RestoreBritain_ Red Squirrel! What’s your plan to bring them back? How many boat people = one red squirrel?

@anon_opin Yes it is. It’s enormously worth it. 20% VAT for a business that can’t claim against the purchase of raw ingredients versus the loss of sales from customers like you isn’t even a contest.

Greggs should just concede, keep their pies warm and get customers to pay the extra in VAT. The whole uncertain lottery about whether or not my pasty's going to be nice and warm or cold and unpleasant simply isn't worth it.

@gbnstrike Trust me mate they do fuck all I sent them an email when Charlie Kirk got shot and nobody got back to me

in the coming days, twitter will be introducing a new algorithm. when you see my tweets, pls like, comment, and subscribe. not bc you like my tweets but bc i easily get under people's skin. this will spread my tweets further, thus annoying your ideological enemies

@debaterinchief @dieworkwear This is 100% the content we need.

@dieworkwear Pleeeeease make a thread on how to pair watches (sport and dress) with different clothing: size, can a sports watch be worn with a suit, can a dress watch be worn with casual/sports wear, etc

Casual watches I think are cool: — Affordable: Swatch jellyfish, automatics, or skin series. Or Casio GW-M5610U-1, which is slightly smaller than the typical G-Shock. — Rugged: Khaki Hamilton or a mid-century military watch. Second photo shows the "dirty dozen," which members of the British military wore during WWII to fight Nazis. Lemania's RAF monopusher chronograph is also cool. — Slightly offbeat: Seiko World Timer ref 6217-7000 released for the 1964 Olympic Games in Tokyo. Or the IWC x Porche compass watch, which has a hidden compass and mirror. Cool 1980s vibes. — Pricey, but nice: The smaller ~39mm Omega Speedmaster or Rolex 1016 with a gilt dial.

I don't know why there's any kind of 'worst song ever written discourse' when this is brazenly staring everyone in the face. I dont' think anything else even comes that close. Guess it didn't make stateside. youtube.com/watch?v=ObmXBy…

@clive_mart1n Now actively using your piece as a style guide for the new business. #NormanCore

@jcochrane711 @dieworkwear Come here to say this.

@dieworkwear I'm impressed that you've referenced Monty Don.

Sure. I'll give a breakdown of why most people think the right pant is better. 🧵

@clive_mart1n Arts Degree.

Herbal tea Working in a library/gallery cafe NTS breakfast show Relationship ended over 'communication issues'

Walks round underwhelming urban 'beauty spots' Making meals out of leftovers Bitter Italian cocktails Foraging Harissa Trips to Marseille Too many people on a pub table Listening to music x.com/LizWolfeReason…

@killiecrankie what a remarkable coincidence that everything considered "tasteful" aligns with the ruling class, and everything considered "tacky" aligns with the non-ruling class. the pre-1980s elite must of had such luck or power of mind that all of their preferences were so tasteful.

@andjesusfreaks I was at that gig.

what me and that one oomf is wearing to the first gig of The Oasis Reunion Tour Of 2025

Over 1,000 private jets flew to Las Vegas for the Super Bowl and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

@AvaSantina Too many expensive coffees and avocado based brunches.

I really don't understand why that government minister wasn't able to pay a £2k mortgage on a £118k salary. Is he totally inept at budgeting? Do you know what we're paying for rent in the capital? And not on that salary?

Do you want to be Transport Minister?

@CarolineJosephs @sarajcox Like this?

@sarajcox Turning your phone upside down and using portrait mode when taking pet pictures

Just wondering, after the success of Bobbi’s Big Tips on the show earlier what’s your best/most recent life hack? Maybe you found a great way to do/fix/make something that is quicker/better/easier. Mine? Wearing thick gloves to reorganise my freezer! What’s yours??

@sully199011 I know all these TV reboots are supposed to be ‘edgy’ and ‘challenging’ but this new Mr Ed is going too far IMHO

@anon_opin Kes is better than ‘Kestrel for a Knave’

No successful book has ever been improved by making it into a movie. It is always worse, without exception.

@jaredwright17 @rufusjones1 On the grass you go.

What is the ‘coldest’ photo in rugby history? 🥶 #RWC2023

What a(nother) shambolic embarrassment from @LNER previous service cancelled. Next service cancelled. Everyone packed into the 10:33. Friday’s outbound journey was the same. Absolute joke.

Please can you explain what you mean by ‘Woke Nonsense’ @andreajenkyns - curious to know if there’s a definition other than ‘easy catch phrase to win 50yo+ votes’