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@Lutonmacus
Mechanical & Cloud Engineer | DevOps I design, automate & deploy systems Always learning | Open to collabs 🤝
Katılım Ocak 2016
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@ZidyepO This Models sha! They like rebranding this profession every now and then
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“We satisfy ourselves sexually” but you’re the only one leaving with money in your pocket.
There is a name for that.
Instablog9ja@instablog9ja
“I don't want a relationship where we’d be texting each other, I don't have strength for that. What I have energy for is where we satisfy ourselves s£xually and there’s money in my pocket when I’m leaving” – Nigerian Baddie
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@Lutonmacus @WelBeast Stegen is not a word class goalkeeper, Unai Simon is not also a world class goalkeeper.
Nuer will always start as long as he’s available and fit.
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@ucking44 @OdonghanroD @_A_Champ @OurFavOnlineDoc @awunatarila Make your brother do am for Austria now.
Abi you think na 9ja settings we dey talk?
We Dey talk about some men real life struggle you Dey talk “yeye talk” dey play seh
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@OdonghanroD @Lutonmacus @_A_Champ @OurFavOnlineDoc @awunatarila Lol 😂 😆 🤣
Make dem go Austria go hold my brother naw.
Yeye talk...
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If you watch this video you will notice this lady keeps saying “don’t put the man’s name on your child’s birth certificate or you will suffer”, but she never tells you how/why the woman will suffer. I will tell you what she’s doing.
In the uk, for those who don’t know:
If you are named as a man as the father on the birth certificate of a child, you have a right to do a DNA paternity test on your own on that child without seeking the permission of the mother or anybody. Same way a child’s mother on the birth certificate can do a DNA maternity test on the child on her own if she wishes to, without anybody’s permission. (Except if the child is older than 16 then the child must consent).
Now IF your name is not on the birth certificate as the father, and you suspect the baby is not yours, you must get the mother’s authorisation to do a DNA test- which she will likely refuse once there are paternity disputes, and there are fears you won’t continue to send money to her once the DNA test shows you are not the father.
So this crook here is advising young ladies to not put any man’s name on the birth certificate so that they can hang the baby on any man they wish, and the man will be unable to demand a DNA test yet he can be compelled by a court to care for that child for 16years, until the child is old enough to get a job.
It is an evil wicked demonic plan hatched by crooked paternity fraud criminals who want to hang one man’s baby on another man’s head. Once you see people who say or share things like this, pls run for your life.
Once you see people wear T-shirts with retarded inscriptions, they usually say asinine crap. Again, if you ignore the signs, you will surely see wonders.
Ghost 👨🏽💻🇨🇦@Madridghost1
Unmarried and pregnant in the UK. Listen. 🇬🇧👇
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@OdonghanroD @ucking44 @_A_Champ @OurFavOnlineDoc @awunatarila Leave am. He think say real life na Twitter😂
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@persistent_twit @cityzenken_ Then why are yall acting they’ve never won it?
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@Lutonmacus @cityzenken_ You have just three, premier league was rebranded in '92
You've won just three
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@Islandboy1000x @AFC_Rexzzy I don’t fucking care about spurs, matter of fact I had they stayed up so they can guarantee my 6points every season.
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@AFC_Rexzzy Spurs fans have no shame whatsoever. As on Arsenal I could have easily lived with West Ham winning yesterday and spurs getting relegated.
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@Bigjackson14 @WelBeast World class keeper can sit on the bench if there is another world class goal keeper to rival with. Would you say Nuer is not worldclass or stegen is not world class they were both available for Germany to use?
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@WelBeast Raya has reached that level now, so he wasn’t wrong.
Don’t twist the narrative around it.
And let’s be honest, Raya won’t start for Spain. World-class keepers don’t sit as number two to anyone.
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We can all play this game


Out of Context Football Manager@nocontextfm1
Presented with no comment
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@mancitymarshal1 @cmbftbl More of like why are you all then screaming arsenal instead of demanding consistency from the refs?
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@cmbftbl So they all should or shouldn’t be fouls, but VAR shouldn’t interfere. Absolutely proving every point
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@persistent_twit @cityzenken_ Arsenal has 13 premier league titles Incase you are missing something, kid.
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@cityzenken_ What do you mean by Banter?
In the Premier League Era they just wining the first..
No even go there atall
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@itsdarajay @TimothyOlu56006 @susylicious2023 @Wizarab10 It’s like na yesterday dem born that one. Just leave am.
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@TimothyOlu56006 @susylicious2023 @Wizarab10 In a society men would rather give millions to girls than helping their fellow men (friends). U see this everyday so don’t turn blind eye to it. It’s just 10 out of 100 u will see men helping their fellow men.
Job seeking
Business loan
And many more
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Don't mind him. This is why as a woman, you must do your own back by being the bread winner so you can cheat as you like and send a cheating man back to his parents. Buy car for that man, sponsor his masters, build a business for him, fund his accounts make him know say babe mount.
Susan Abel@susylicious2023
This same guy was cheating on his wife while she was pregnant back in 2024. Now that she cheated back, he suddenly can’t tolerate it — because he’s the breadwinner. He had her deported back to Nigeria… and now he’s out celebrating at the club.
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@kikh16 @Adeyemi_AFC @GritDegenerat8 You’re smarter than not to know that this video you replied to is just a few weeks ago against Nottingham Forest.
Few weeks ago is not last season.
And what’s wrong with even 2 seasons ago if the pattern has continued unabated and cost the club at least 2 EPL titles?
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@_A_Champ @OurFavOnlineDoc @awunatarila Court operate more on what would benefit the child. Even in rare cases where the court found out you aren’t truly the father. They can still compel you to care for the child if the mother is incapacitated. Like the other person said, be careful of where you put your shii
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@OurFavOnlineDoc @awunatarila So, court now operates on assumptions? I thought the court deal with facts.
Some laws and judgements just doesn’t make sense
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@6thiagoat When guimaraes was doing this, why were you all mute? Y’all find it funny. You called the team weak. But once an arsenal player makes a mistake then y’all find your voice. Pathetic behavior
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@ImOfficialhcm @xPandamon @luv1bun But then I think it’s still on the same internet we all heard Nedu’s wife saying she never told him that the kids are his, he’s the one making the assumption.
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Exactly. The story is incomplete.
Which is why it makes no sense to confidently declare the wife guilty, irrational or “100% to blame” when the missing context could also reveal the husband was insecure, paranoid or manipulated by outside opinions.
If context matters, then it should matter for both sides, not only the side that fits your bias.
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Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.”
Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?”
Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.”
DNA test comes back… he’s the father.
Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.”
Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.”
Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?”
Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?”
Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.”
Months later…
Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?”
Son: “No.”
Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.”
Even later…
Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?”
Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”
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@Glowree21 @TrollTouchline What I said is an obvious truth, a simple search on twitter would show arsenal fans requesting for consistency. The prove is all over net.
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@Lutonmacus @TrollTouchline Yes we are...but I won't listen if you want to justify something without saying the truth
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🚨💣 | Alan Shearer on the Bernardo Silva and Potential Penalty incident in the Manchester City vs Brentford game:
“It’s moments like these where you really have to look at the consistency of the officiating, because for the life of me, I cannot understand how we’ve walked away from that game with those decisions standing as they did.
You look at the penalty shout for Brentford there’s clear contact there he pushed him. In any other area of the pitch, that’s a foul, yet somehow it’s overlooked when it matters most in the eighteen-yard box. It’s a massive letdown for a side that worked as hard as Brentford did today.
And then we have to talk about the incident with Bernardo Silva. We’re told the threshold for violent conduct is high, but when you see that kind of intent, you expect the ultimate sanction. A yellow card feels like a massive escape. It’s hard to sit here and argue that if that were a player from a club lower down the table, or even another top-six side, the outcome wouldn't have been a straight red.
We brought VAR in to eliminate these 'clear and obvious' errors, to ensure that the big calls are getting the scrutiny they deserve. But when you see the same patterns emerging, it leaves fans and players feeling like there’s a different set of rules for different shirts. It’s simply not good enough for a league of this standard”


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