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@LuwandaJenkins

I get high and tweet about the news.

NYC Katılım Temmuz 2013
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Joshwelt
Joshwelt@weltszzn·
Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.
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Luwanda@LuwandaJenkins·
Didn’t realize Correspondence dinner was the new Waffle House.
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Luwanda@LuwandaJenkins·
Couple months ago my therapist said I had Seasonal depression. Now she says I’m just a bitch.
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Lurkin' Mom
Lurkin' Mom@LurkAtHomeMom·
I’m not trying to be dramatic, but having a job is really cramping my style lately.
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bort
bort@tacobort·
That gap in my resume is from when I was an Avenger
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Luwanda@LuwandaJenkins·
@JGordonBramer Who’s the right person? Should we judge them with or without clothes?
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Julia Gordon-Bramer
Julia Gordon-Bramer@JGordonBramer·
You're not asking too much. You're just asking the wrong person.
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Laura
Laura@ldollaz_·
Yall remember Ask Jeeves?????
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Bummer T. Vibes, Esq
Bummer T. Vibes, Esq@VibesBummer·
Want to feel old? Pangaea broke up 200 million years ago.
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Pia Nacar
Pia Nacar@Kimgee8·
I need 5 cups of coffee and 0 responsibilities.
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fishious
fishious@fishquichee·
My five year plan is to see how it goes
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Julia Gordon-Bramer
Julia Gordon-Bramer@JGordonBramer·
Growth comes easier when blame is replaced with action.
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Luwanda@LuwandaJenkins·
Accepting sex applications for summer.
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Luwanda@LuwandaJenkins·
It’s 420 smoke 💨 or chew um if you got them.
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Alan Neveu
Alan Neveu@AlanNeveu·
@Kica333 Duude we recently have enjoyed a technique called McKenzie and it’s incredible. Find a practitioner and let them teach you how to maintain your back yourself! 10/10 would do again 😂🙌🏼
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Kristen
Kristen@Kica333·
I miss whatever age I was when my back didn’t hurt all the time.
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Luwanda@LuwandaJenkins·
Why are stores now charging Debit cards 4 cents for every dollar.
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Softboy
Softboy@softboywin·
coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized i just drink it for the love of the game
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