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@iblogggg Who tf “loves Kyle.” Weird

No black cast members, Amanda’s there, and only like 2 of them are attractive. Love Kyle but I might have to pass on this one idk

@venom1s How about being mad at the person who deserted her? Lmao. She realized life is fleeting and is in her 40s. Imagine getting worked up over a celebrity’s life

> Aubrey Plaza’s husband Jeff Baena died in January > She is now expecting her child from another man in April > So she must’ve gotten pregnant in July. > She didn’t even wait 6 months before getting a new partner and getting pregnant by him This is what modern relationships are like. Before, women used to wait a lifetime for their husbands. She should’ve at least waited a few years.

@escapefrommelos It’s ozempic, not buccal fat removal. Use brain and eyes

these buccal fat butchers have to be stopped

La estrella más olvidada del cielo se llama Laika.

Todos los maltratadores de animales tienen que morirse

nobody: me drunk as hell messaging everybody:

Someone replying to my story: “😭😭😭😭😭 My reply: 😭😭😭😭😭

The coke is bad.

All adventurous women do.

When we're having fun and someone brings out a board game.

@talleyberrybaby Raise your hand if you know exactly who the unfriendly black hotties are

Side note the “unfriendly black hotties” of it all makes me itchy to this day wtf even was that? Cady bitch ass coulda had some real friends if she was normal instead of walking around making assumptions about ppl and saying dumb shit like “Jambo”

unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

I dont hang out with bitches that catch random ass attitudes lmao aint nobody guessing whats wrong bitch, stay right there

Got drunk at friend of friend’s short film screening and made it all about me

POV Making sure everyone is Real

i have the opposite of body dysphoria

OK guys if Frankie John Peter Taylor Paul Joseph Jimmy can be the bachelorette now that I'm all better I think it's time for me to embrace my age &become the golden bachelorette.I have no rap sheet &no domestic violence charges (just a lot of un flattering pictures on Google)LOL 💕

if they would've given me adderall in middle school i would be a homeowner by now

@AbriltheDuchess You’re forgetting the biggest and most glaringly obvious difference… schlossberg is ugly

Debe ser muy difícil ser Jack Schlossberg y no haber heredado la inteligencia de tu legendario abuelo (JFK) o el carisma de tu icónico tío (JFK Jr)