Lyle D4D
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Lyle D4D
@LyleD4D
An INCREDIBLY TERRIFYING man ( https://t.co/rBrhnPkMPX )
edge of Beds/Bucks Katılım Mart 2007
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Have a whole new collection waiting in the wings because I cannot figure out a damn name for it
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@ODEONCinemas Is there any chance of you updating the Milton Keynes cinema showings etc before Friday? There’s been no update to it this week at all.
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@BunsOfHam No, they were just homeschooled by idiots.
Generational stupidity - one of the few things in which Murka is leading the world.
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@BunsOfHam Just from the amount of bullshit they're spreading, you damn well *know* it's not going to be pretty - his name's going to be on every page. Probably with video. And stains.
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1. There is no evidence that Obama manufactured a damn thing.
2. Jeffrey Epstein IS NOT GOING AWAY.
3. Trump is on the Epstein client list that was “manufactured” by Obama, is “sitting on your desk” and “doesn’t exist”
4. Trump is probably a nonce.
5. STOP PROTECTING PAEDOPHILES.
DNI Tulsi Gabbard@DNIGabbard
🧵 New evidence has emerged of the most egregious weaponization and politicization of intelligence in American history. Per President @realDonaldTrump's directive, I have declassified a @HouseIntel oversight majority staff report that exposes how the Obama Administration manufactured the January 2017 Intelligence Community Assessment that they knew was false, promoting the LIE that Vladimir Putin and the Russian government helped President Trump win the 2016 election. In doing so, they conspired to subvert the will of the American people, working with their partners in the media to promote the lie, in order to undermine the legitimacy of President Trump, essentially enacting a years-long coup against him. Here are the top Obama Russia Hoax lies debunked by today's release: 🔗 dni.gov/files/ODNI/doc…
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@BunsOfHam @MetalOllie And that ear recovered *so* well from the bullethole. No scar, nothing. Almost like it never really happened.
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What the fuck colour is he supposed to be now? I can hardly call him an orange arsehole now.. fucker looks like he’s been painted with creosote and Ronseal. At least his face is fucking rainproof.. 🤮
Anonymous@YourAnonNews
No one is ever going to forget about the files.
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At the merest provocation, I will crack out the party plates
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@LyleD4D American style, could hold onto them with two hands
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Jesus Christ, I suspect there’s a ‘geezers built like fridges’ convention passing through Reading services
I nearly coughed on my bacon sarnie when I looked up to see the squadron settling in across the cafeteria
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Is this wetarse motherfucker fucking serious? Fucking COMPENSATE fucking Russia for blowing up their shit? How about Russia can FUCK OFF, Zelenskyy’s a fucking legend, and Trump can go fuck himself with a cactus dildo, the braindead fuck.
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@TheHonLady One assumes it’s because it’s more convenient on a weekend, same as with Armistice Day etc etc.
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Genuine question here, why is everyone celebrating VE Day tomorrow when it's the 8th May? Did I miss a memo?
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@TheHonLady @Keir_Starmer There’s nothing to say it can only be one of those reasons.
Personally I’m betting on “all of the above”, TBH - along with a side-order of “as competent as a chocolate teapot”.
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@Keir_Starmer So your reaction to all this is "more of the same shit, but with extra chunks!"? You're either not of sound mind, in complete denial, or you genuinely don't give a toss about this country and its people. Which one is it?
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Most Prime Ministers would respond to these local elections with the same old excuses.
My response is simple: I get it.
We’re moving in the right direction, but people must feel the benefits of change.
I will go further and faster to make that happen.
thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…
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@TheHonLady And of course the apostrophe is *way* past their literacy level.
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I wonder if this individual knows where the capslock button is, and that there should be a question mark but alas I have been blocked so we can add cowardly to cuntishly dumb as well!
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Judge Judy for fist female Jewish pope. Liven Catholicism up a bit!
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I’m not sure I really want to get into explaining what happened here
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble
I wanted to make a quick apology. Last night, I referred to President Bukele of El Salvador as President Bukkake. This was the fault of spell check and not me. When you type a word a lot spellcheck will start to change words that are close to it. I will be complaining to Apple
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@AlexJayBrady @afrocosmist Oooooh, Billionaire Sharktank.
The winner is the one who dies last.
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@afrocosmist shhhh the ocean has the opportunity to do something really funny here
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i genuinely think seasteading & deep-sea habitats are cool & i hate that eugenicist pedophiles are ruining all that
Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein
They’re doing BioShock
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@_megster @RoryStewartUK Ooooh, I bet that was an eye-opener.
(And keeping your eyes open is *not* something to do at those parties!)
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@KarolinaZL Glad you got here.
Take the time you need, try to remember some of the efforts/achievements along the way - it’s all too easy to let it flow through and then it’s hard to look back and go “yeah, I did *that*” when you need it.
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Finally made it to London. The overwhelm is real. Think it's going to take a while to feel human again.
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Reporter: You said there would be no pause and now there’s a pause
Trump: You have to have flexibility. I could say here’s a wall and I’m going to go through it and you can’t go through the wall. Sometimes you have to be able to go under the wall or around the wall or over the wall.
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