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@1ssve “I have a hard stop at 5”

How do you professionally say, “I’m not staying past 5pm, no matter what” in corporate?

@ACinPhilly This match had me on the edge of my seat!!

Oh wow! 😮 #Jeopardy

sports in the streaming era are so cool. is it easier to find? no. is the broadcast weirdly dark and gray? yes. is the connection more reliable? definitely not. it must be cheaper then? also no

@atrupar 🤮

Trump: "Yesterday, 8 young women were going to be executed. I asked them, call it a favor or call it just a moral request, that they not be executed. And they came back with an answer they won't be executed. It was protesting. 8 beautiful young women. Very young women."

I grocery shop regularly as I'm sure many of you do, and I will just say, not in a partisan way, but just as John Q. Citizen, that food prices are INSANE right now and yet not getting nearly the coverage they did under Biden.

@IndianaGPA @AdamParkhomenko Okay but why is it so DUSTY in here all of a sudden?!?? My eyes are watering 😭

They say a father is the one person who quietly roots for you to outgrow him—to go further, do better, and live bigger than he ever could. There’s something really powerful in that. 🥹💕

@SketchesbyBoze Adding “touch grass”

Phrases that need to be retired: • “sausage fest” • “unalived” • “my bingo card” • “today years old” • “yuk your yum” • “let your freak flag fly” • “just let people enjoy things”

@GrittyNHL I feel like I could run through a brick wall after reading this hype speech

@hell_line0 They do. It’s called cvs

Why is there no Period store??? A one stop shop for all your flow needs??? It would have pads, diva cups, tampons, and underwear! ENDOMETRIOSIS RELIEF and NSAIDs. Birth control options: the pill, an IUD, and the depot shot. CHOCOLATE. OPEN 24hrs.

@rushicrypto Oh we didnt sprint back, we were dragged back by our corporate overlords who decided we were too spoiled with our work/life balance. Tough to tell them to fuck off when our health insurance is tied to our jobs 🤷‍♀️

Covid showed us we could slow down, work different, care for each other, rethink everything. We had one rare chance to build a life that was less cruel, less exhausting, less centered around grinding people into dust. Instead we sprinted right back into burnout, greed, higher costs, worse mental health, and pretending this is normal. That’s what makes me angry. We learned nothing.

@TheLucyShow1 Never fails, millennials always convinced they’re the best and loudly congratulating themselves 🙄🙄🙄🙄

The generational gap 🤣

@davidsirota Maintenance phase, you’re wrong about, if books could kill, true crimes and cocktails, the c word

I’m desperate for good podcast recommendations. Right now, my feed is basically 100 different shows all talking to the same 20 elites, celebs & podcasters about the same shit, which is a depressing reminder of the whole medium now being homogenized like everything else in media.

@7Veritas4 I keep trying to find any news source about trump shutting down the investigation into the assassination attempt and can’t. If anyone has one please share

Other than the whole thing being staged, is there any other plausible explanation for why Trump doesn’t want the Butler PA attempted assassination investigated?

@ImBreckWorsham What’s the source saying he asked for it to be shut down? I’d love to forward it to my dad but can’t find one

I worked for years as a victims rights advocate and Officer of the Court. Butler was staged. How do I know? Never once in all my time in that role did a victim of a violent crime come forth and request the investigation be closed.

@skyferrori “Is about to”? Babe…

charli xcx announcing new music, lena dunham having a revival, robert pattinson cult classic in the cinemas, I just know the economy is about to collapse

@theserfstv @tyleroakley The wig hat is taking me out

It's one thing to feel old because you don't recognize a bunch of the artists on the Coachella poster but I honestly don't know what half these drugs are

@Benedicta_Bee Wait… the “radical beliefs” are don’t kill innocent children. If you can’t get behind that idea, I’m not sure any church or religion is right for you.

How can a Catholic Catholic if they disagree with literally everything the Pope says? I mean this sincerely. How do we reconcile this? I would not belong to a Protestant church promoting or professing these radical beliefs? What do we as Catholics do? Sincere question.

@yaasssmyn Shorts, kid

Been living in New England my entire life and I still don’t know how to dress for a 40° to 70° day

I know what I’m going as for Halloween this year.

I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.