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May I please get two followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. #SuicidePrevention 1-800-273-8255 Just two. Any two... Copy, not retweet

@heroesahead We are living in a sunblasted hellscape from which there is no escape. I am out of coffee. The world is bleak and I do not know if we will survive.

@MAGAJacob_R Bruh If we wake up in a sunblasted hellscape in the morning I hope it was worth it

Hey! Some of you need to stop your foolishness We got enough problems down here Don't need God mad at us too

@HustleBitch_ You know what worse that working a Job you hate. Not working at all. The Fact that she is working making something of herself in a job she hates is commendable. She has my respect.

🚨 USPS WORKER BREAKS DOWN HER LIFE IN SHIFTS — AND PEOPLE CAN'T BELIEVE THE FINAL NUMBER A postal worker sat down and did the math on her future… and it’s not what people expected. • 18 more years on the job • 900 weeks left • 6 days a week • 5,400 shifts still to go Then she says a quiet prayer: “Please let me live to see that pension.” She even jokes she’s “dead inside” but people watching aren’t laughing. When you break life down like that, into shifts and weeks, it stops feeling like time and starts feeling like a countdown. At what point does “job security” start feeling like a life sentence?

Its a very simple rule to craft. It would basically be this Rotisserie chicken sold by an authorized supermarket is an eligible food item when purchased for off-premises home consumption. This would incorporate the standard definition of authorized supermarket. Which would exclude fast food joints such as McDonalds.

@wil_da_beast630 Exactly, IQ measures intelligence pretty well for most of the population. The parts of the population it fails to measure well are very special cases that encapsulate a very small percentage of the public.

IQ measures intelligence like a bench press measures strength. I.e., pretty well.

@VbcApologetics @TimothyImholt That is not how the the law works. Attempted murder requires in general, intent to kill and or intent to inflict serious bodily injury and or extremely reckless disregard for the value of human life. The fact he is dead not not change she had an intent to kill him.

@MAGAJacob_R @TimothyImholt Attempted murder assume that you would have committed murder had you not failed. Given that he was already dead, under no circumstances could she have committed murder. Thus it is not attempted murder.

Illegal discharge of a firearm?

@heroesahead @wil_da_beast630 The Truth is, Until Penny got a job as a pharmaceutical rep in the later seasons, The reason she could afford to live there is Leonard paid for everything.

@wil_da_beast630 Hehe Stream Hehe

Penny had far more potential access to a high income stream than two Assistant Professors.

@eatinerni I would eat it. A bad lunch is often better then no lunch at all. (im not saying this is a bad lunch btw)

If your spouse packed this for your lunch, what would you do?

@got_cake Considering its an AI generated image No

He has a lawsuit or is he SOL?

@reddit_lies Honestly I would buy them a easel and some drawing paper and have unique art on my PS5.

Reddit needs you to explain this joke to them.

@higureshuuen Why cant all the Arab Countries make there school lunches Japanese, Add Pork and alcohol to every lunch.

まだ 「日本の学校給食を全てハラールにすることの何がいけないんだ。 豚肉とアルコールだけ抜けばいい。 なぜできないんだ」 ってコメントがくる。 そろそろアラビア語のコメントくると、翻訳するのが楽しみになってきた。 何がいけないって、 日本には豚肉食べる文化も、醤油やみりん(製造過程でアルコールを含む)使う文化もあるからだよ。 特定の宗教に配慮して日本全体を変えなきゃいけない理由がないよ。 ゼラチン、ショートニング、ラード、 いろんなものに豚成分は含まれてるから、除去したら給食費上がるし。 受け入れる日本側にメリットないもん。

@UsmanAbidemiEsq Attempted Murder, the fact that he was dead is not really an issue. She did not know that and her intentions were to kill him.

Criminal law students should attempt this.

@Rothmus Wait are you expecting me to disagree. I think taxes are too high for everyone.

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@CNviolations I hate the IRS as much as anyone, but the 2.04 Billion was the annuity value meaning if it was paid out over 30 years. The winner took the cash amount which was much less.

@heroesahead Never Sign a contract where a 3rd party vote decides if you get paid. I agree he did a great job at what he was suppose to do. If I was a shareholder that actually voted I would of voted for the package.

Bit of irony there. He worked hard to turn WB around, did what he was asked to do, make the company attractive to buyers with the promise of a big payday if he could do it, succeeds by any possible metric, the shareholders tell him to eff off

@Hitchslap1 This is very simple. Jerry is a bull shart artist. He is trying to make the reader think he is much smarter then he really is but what he is saying is nonsense.

I’ll donate 10 IQ points to anyone who can work out what this person is on about.

@heroesahead It is meant as the bacon you’re currently not eating. For reason that I’ll never understand but we have a term for bacon sitting on a plate between bites.

what is "leftover" bacon? like a ska band? never heard that phrase before

@NBCNews Perhaps they should learn the code

Thirteen federal workers who were laid off during the DOGE cuts tell NBC News they struggled to find work, had to move or took major pay cuts after their agencies were gutted. nbcnews.com/politics/doge/…

@DKCasino Hack the automated card shuffler so it pulls a 7.

You're dealt a 14. Dealer's showing a 9. What do you do?