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@jk_rowling fuck you

I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights

@jk_rowling your writing is trash

To those celebrating the fact that I'm smoking a blunt: it's a cigar. Even if it decided to identify as a blunt for the purposes of this celebration, it would remain objectively, provably and demonstratively a cigar.

@jk_rowling vile trash

I get the same royalties whether you read them or burn them. Enjoy your marshmallows! 😘

@PopCrave junk begets junk

Morgan Wallen officially announces Tate McRae collaboration on his new album.

@downurchimney we showed our runway looks twice, so the judges and producers could get their little quips straight, and so they’d have a solid amount of footage, and I wish they’d have shown more of my first time out, when I punctured my blood bag and the stain grew

let’s discuss.

@Wendys @PopCrave !!!

@PopCrave Can we send her back

Katy Perry has returned from space.

@ZoieNolan1 @mipmipp1 @Corleydude94 @Jorgeous_1 seems like maybe you’re the one with prejudices baby

Girl Fuck Gal Gadot

@katya_zamo aww

Everything is horrible and everyone sucks shit.

@ApriLcarrion ily

My happy place 😎

@elonmusk well on his way to becoming the pasty disappointment Darth Vader at the end of “Return of the Jedi” but without the redemption arc

@elonmusk looked like shit today

@hydratedplus @nothinkerdummy dudeeee

@nothinkerdummy dudeeee lemme cuddle you

really bummed i dont have a big man to cuddle tonight. not even a small one or medium sized one either

@alilhorse I’d rather be blue thinking of you

@alilhorse I wish

@SunCountryAir @GopherSports maybe you have some money left over from whatever this is to properly compensate the people you kept waiting for twelve hours yesterday ?

It’s here: Our first-ever custom aircraft livery has taken flight 〽️ Big thanks to @GopherSports, our teams who worked on the project, and our partners who brought it to life. Read more about this project here: stories.suncountry.com/post/our-first… #SunCountry #GetToGoing #SkiUMah #Gophers

@RichardHanania @squirrelpsps you would know lots about being disgusting

@squirrelpsps Tattoos on women are generally disgusting.

Ella Emhoff being a part of the first family has the potential to radicalize American parents. I’m for women living the lives they want, but this is pretty much the nightmare scenario for most people with a daughter.

@TATIANNANOW @gagavoodo2 lol tell em

@gagavoodo2 It wasn’t at all…

@Dylusionzzz Celine, Ariana, and Bey just facts y’all

Who is the best vocalist in each row?

@KChenoweth !!! lol

Yall. To lighten the mood, i just learned what queef means. You’re welcome. Sleep tight. Xo

@trixiemattel @NetflixIsAJoke young lady

gave miss pussy today at @NetflixIsAJoke