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@janninereid1 The Dukes of Hazard’s General Lee. And no I’m not offended by it.

What is the first thing you think of when you see this flag? 👇 Does it offend you?

@SoveyX That response is a joke,right? Right?! Holy cow Sovey. You broke Chat GPT! 🤣

ChatGPT vs Grok. Same prompt. Different leadership.

@SoveyX Too good Sovey! 🤣

I would like to address the allegations before TMZ finds my curling iron. I’ve secretly been Sydney Sweeney’s hairstylist for the past 18 minutes. During this difficult time, my family and I ask that you respect our privacy as I attempt to monetize this. 💴 Click the bell, smash the like button, and subscribe! 🫶🏻 I’ll be taking no further questions unless they come with brand deals.

@dogwoodblooms North Carolina is beautiful. I’ve spent most of my time there on the Outer Banks and love those beaches. I’d like to experience Western Carolina though. ❤️

Have you ever wondered what the South looked like when settlers first arrived? I can show you! 👇🏼

@AllysonSaysSo2 @JoeCool38053 Ordale Chica! Quieres un pisto?!

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo, cabrones! @JoeCool38053 knows what I like 🥃

@SoveyX 🌮 Yeah nothing beats a good old taco bar!!

Historians Confirm Ancient Civilizations Had Taco Tuesdays. Archaeologists Blame Lesbians Archaeologists just unearthed proof that ancient women turned Taco Tuesday into a private ritual of “the soft, warm fold of the goodness,” complete with mutual delight from every angle. Temple panels show them tangled in pairs and circles, legs like vines, sharing tacos in ways that make it crystal clear: this wasn’t dinner. It was the original synchronized tasting menu, head to toe, two for one special, BOGO edition. A nearby inscription nails it: “In the temple of the soft warm fold, sisters gathered under the moon. Tacos passed from edge to edge, until every sacred shell sang with delight.” Dr. Vivian Softshell summed it up best: “They didn’t just understand the ritual. They perfected it, an all you can eat buffet where everyone got a turn and nobody left hungry.”

@Hot_Pepper76 Thanks Dar! Hope your day is a blessed one. 🙏🏼🙂

May your Tuesday be happy, bright, and an improvement from Monday.

@JebraFaushay I’ll take Tom Petty! 😉

Choose your Stevie Nicks duet partner: Sabrina Carpenter vs. Taylor Swift.

@AllysonSaysSo2 Hey Allyson. Here’s to a great Tuesday and yet another reason to drink Tequila!! 🌵🏜️🌵

Happy Tuesday ☀️ 🇺🇸 ☕️ 🙏 ❤️ Still not retired 🙄 #backallyshenanigans

He is the truth…

Funny…not funny. 😬

@MakeSenseMarie That’s Siaka of The Babylon Bee fame. He figured it out a long time ago. Based!

This man says, “let me get this straight. When White people move into an area, it’s called “colonizing” or “gentrification”, which is bad. But if people of a high melanin count move into an area, that’s “cultural enrichment” and “diversity is our strength”, which is good. But then if those same White people don’t want any more “cultural enrichment” or are tired of “diversity” being their strength, that’s called “White Flight”, which is bad. So they don’t want White people to come or to go. It’s almost as if they don’t want them (whites) to exist at all.” He’s figuring it out.

@dogwoodblooms Y’all have obviously never been to Terlingua and have never had a bowl of Texas Red. Doubt y’all could handle the Texas heat!

I don’t know who made this map - but they don’t know jack about NC. BBQ is not simply smoked meat. BBQ is a noun. That noun means smoked pork. And chili? It’s got beans in it. No beans and it’s just a sauce that’s meant to top hotdogs and burgers. What about the rest of the South? Y’all heathens calling anything smoked BBQ? Even worse, do you think chili is beanless?? 😳

@MatthewModine One of the best movies from the 80’s.

I’m often asked about the pegboard scene in VISION QUEST. That was all me. No stunt doubles or safety measures. I trained for a long time and had to climb it several times to get all the angles. The “trick” is not to over extend, so you’d be pulling up your entire body weight. You have to keep it compact. Arms and elbows tight. 💪🏽 You can support the @FMJDiary project by bidding on a signed VQ poster here: ebay.com/itm/2062521319…

@Hot_Pepper76 The Force is strong with this one! 😄

May the 4th be with you. Unfortunately my lightsaber is in the shop.

@AllysonSaysSo2 @JoeCool38053 Perfect Princess! The Force is strong with this one! 😉🔥

I was reminded by the Star Wars geeks that today is May the 4th.. so here you go. Maybe I look like a princess🤷‍♀️ Thanks to @JoeCool38053 ❤️

@gracieback2 Yeah, don’t pull the trigger!

Any advice ?

@AllysonSaysSo2 Good morning Allyson. May the 4th be with you! 🤣

Good morning everyone ❤️☕️🇺🇸☀️🙏 May your cup overflow with blessings, love, and happiness today💋 🤗😘 #backallyshenanigans

@SoveyX Perfect Sovey!

May the 4th be with you, nerds! I don’t watch Star Trek or Star Wars, but I did mix them up once in casual conversation and briefly feared for my life. And since I know you people have a thing for ethnic chicks from other planets in 1960s gear, consider this my act of intergalactic charity. P.S. I’m a nerd too, just on different things. 🖖

@Hot_Pepper76 Love me some NW Arkansas. Beautiful. 😊

8 seconds of calm in NW Arkansas. Turn up the volume. I hope you get a little peace today.