MJS
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You can't say Marshawn Lynch, Jerome Bettis, Derrick Henry, or Adrian Peterson.
It's 4th and goal at the 1 and you need a TD ... what back do you give the ball to?
I'll start: Mike Alstott
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@hemantmehta The very first sentence of the very first amendment says ‘Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof’
That’s how important it was to the founding fathers.
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@peckinpah_s @OldHollowTree ‘He’s taken anabolic steroids, novacain, NyQuil, Darvon and some sort of fish paralyzer. Also I believe he’s had several cocktails within the last hour or so.’
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After all these years, you finally got your wish, Dave. 🥲
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.
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@OrwellNGoode Only 14.5% of American men are 6 foot or taller. So apparently roughly 145 million men aren’t real men.
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@drtommybaseball @midwestern_ope Yea I love how ‘True’ contains so much of the north side but none of the south.
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@midwestern_ope Yellow is Chicago, objectively Chicago. Not liking poor people doesn't change that fact.
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@MattFeinbergEsq @charlesmore25 Me and my dad are doing our annual shirts off professional portrait in august. Can’t wait lol.
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@charlesmore25 All grown and hugging with their shirts off lol.
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@ronsterd89 It’s Sean Connery, who died in 2020, so his ghost is looking pretty good I would say.
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Spotted walking through New York, this legendary actor appears noticeably frail at 87 years old 😢📸 Once celebrated for his charisma, strength, and iconic film roles, fans are struck by how much time has changed even one of Hollywood’s most enduring stars 🌟.Recognize him? 👀
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Well, we went from a letter to an animal…
Razor’s Sports Shift@TheSports_Shift
Best logo Change?
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@sirDukeDevin Yea and why then was RFK hired to HHS over literally any black doctor. Make it make sense.
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The Diego Pavia situation has just shown how many people have unsolicited hate built up in their hearts.
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@NFL_DovKleiman I’m perfectly comfortable with Colorado being a terrible football program under Deion Sanders.
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Wow: Colorado HC Deion Sanders says that people are "uncomfortable" because he's a confident Black man and has a 75% African American locker room.
“We’re doing things that have never been done. When you see a confident black man, talking his talk & walking his walk, coaching 75% African Americans in the locker room, that’s kind of threatening; they don’t like that.”
😳😳😳
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My WAY too early NFL playoff predictions after the NFL draft.
AFC:
1. Texans (13-4)
2. Bills (12-5)
3. Bengals (11-6)
4. Chargers (11-6)
5. Ravens (10-7)
6. Broncos (10-7)
7. Patriots (10-7)
NFC:
1. Rams (15-2)
2. Cowboys (12-5)
3. Panthers (11-6)
4. Vikings (11-6)
5. Eagles (12-5)
6. Seahawks (12-5)
7. 49ers (11-6)
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@iamtylertnt How is there more flexibility now in trading AJ Brown? If anything their leverage is declining by the day.
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If her life is so quiet, why am I hearing about it incessantly for the past week?
New York Post@nypost
Inside Lena Dunham's quiet life in London after fleeing Hollywood trib.al/dPnE6iR
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The men who fuck know that squirt isn't pee
Don't let these fools tell you otherwise
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If attacking Pope Leo online then posting an AI generated picture of himself as Jesus doesn’t convince you that the president has zero respect for Christianity, after all that has happened up to now, I can safely say you do not care about the truth.
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@adammocklerr @megynkelly @michaeljknowles @marklevinshow Don’t forget the felonies, rape and adultery.
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As a young dude in America, I try to look to our leaders a form of moral guidance.
People have looked up to presidents from Reagan to Obama.
What lessons will young men learn from Trump's blasphemy and threats of genocide?
@megynkelly @michaeljknowles @marklevinshow
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@chrispatton_33 Wait until he finds out Duke played #16 Sienna. Or how tournament seeding works in general.
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Really soft of #3 seed Illinois to only play #14 seed Penn in the first round. They should have demanded to play the 76ers instead.
Sam Block@theblockspot
Illinois is a great story. Illinois is a really good team. Beating Houston is really impressive. But 14-seed Penn. 11-seed VCU instead of 6-seed UNC. 9-seed Iowa instead of 1-seed Florida. C’mon man. It’s a shockingly light path.
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