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@LarryJo36144416 @geemoney31666 @GigaBeers You must be fun at parties

@geemoney31666 @GigaBeers Well, I’m a jaded as fuck contractor that deals with this all day, every day Let me get a bunch of shit done on a chicken shit deposit, act cool until it’s time to say “I don’t like that!” Now back out , leaving me holding the bag Nowadays I don’t play I’d cut it all out

Fired my plumber—he buried bare copper pipe straight in the dirt, no sleeve/wrap. Claimed it’s “standard practice.” I asked for protection from acidic soil. He called me a Karen, demanded $4k anyway, now threatens to sue. Who’s wrong? Plumbers, is bare copper OK underground? AITA?

@jordann50224 @mhp_guy Everything true in your statement except the acres. You can buy a 3k sqft home in DFW for under $500k. But will be on a quarter acre lot

@mhp_guy 1.2 million? I thought every house in texas was 500k or less and came withn acres of land and a 3k square foot house?

This is the best real estate in the world. 1:1:1 Chipotle to Chick-Fil-A to Crumbl ratio. More HOAs per capita than anywhere on Earth. Only 3.5% property taxes. Only 45 minutes to downtown Dallas. Every house has a privacy fence. Current entry level price: $1.2 million

@ipoopcrypto @ClarenceWongCRE @mhp_guy Indian, Asian, White and safe

@ClarenceWongCRE @mhp_guy What’s the demographics and crime stats.

@mhp_guy IDK what you are smoking. Entry housing cost is $500k and there are several neighborhoods without an HOA. Source: I am under 30, live in the square and bought a house in October

@jm_______8 @TerribleMaps Didn't even was

@TerribleMaps This is on the USA Library of Congress, this is the first use of America to name a place, guess where the name is? And guess what didn't even was on the map

Map of football clubs called “America” in Brazil Do they even know where America is? 😂

@GeneralenFail @TerribleMaps That makes sense! What about countries in the former Yugoslavia? Slovenia gives me beer or wine vibes and Slovenia gives me vodka vibes. Not sure if true

@TerribleMaps This is far from true The vodka belt start with Finland in the north and goes pretty much vertical including the balt nations, Poland and the east. The bear belt includes Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Germany. The rest is the wine area

I don't think anyone can argue with this

@celiayakult Soccer is so gay

@Kinrossian17 @cooltechtipz Americans are better than everyone else soo... Be real, Ranjeet Singh and Ching Li weren't making the list.

@cooltechtipz Can tell it’s American made 😂. No one outside of the US would put people like LeBron James & Wilt Chamberlain amongst the top ten and Michael Jordan is definitely not the top athlete of all time…. Bias.

top 100 athletes of all time

@Jeremy267241976 @FoxNews @NFL Who??

Can we replace Bad bunny with Forrest Frank @NFL this is what your fanbase wants. The vast majority of NFL fans have no interest whatsoever in seeing Bad Bunny during halftime. I’m considering not watching the game at all because of this decision. And if I could get my money back for Sunday Ticket I would.

PETER DOOCY to Karoline Leavitt: “What do you guys think about the NFL’s decision to name Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl halftime performer—somebody who has not scheduled shows in the U.S. because he says he’s worried ICE is going to come and arrest his fans?”

@MOValuesGodnFam Actually curious how it's woke

Is anyone watching this crap on YOUTUBE? They are ruining the NFL with this woke crap. No more games in Brazil. We play in the USA! Go Chiefs!

#DallasFortWorth Swat teams on HW 75 right now!

@Kyle_C137 @johnsmemes @grok Lol

@MK40679077 @johnsmemes @grok It's a Bella Ramsey action figure

Happy Friday. Let's see who we can offend.

@Kyle_C137 @johnsmemes @grok what does this mean?

@espn All the way to the lottery

How far can this duo take the Mavs? 🤔

@All_Things_Mavs Sorry ship jumped

always. never jumping ship bc of one player. but this really hurts.

@razerzone @youngturk21

@sasuke6ix @TheBatspecter @youngturk21

@TheBatspecter My favourite one so far

what is this new genre of meme where the family guy cutaway character cuts to an edit of said character

@BlassTD__ @youngturk21

@apeirophobe You aren't very smart are you

@Coen4Coen @CandlesSarah @nexta_tv Lol funny. peak hater

@CandlesSarah @nexta_tv Why would someone from Des Moine care about what happens 5k km away ?

In Dublin, thousands of residents came to a fake Halloween parade The announcement appeared on a Pakistani website, the texts on which were generated with the help of AI. Irish police released a statement that the Halloween parade was not planned, but it was too late.