Your drunk Uncle 🇺🇸 🇩🇪

@MarkBellingShow If I was still a copper I’d be buying my own.

I'm sure the fatal shooting of a suspect Thursday by Waukesha County Sheriff's deputies was justified. But we won't see body cam video of it because the department STILL doesn't have body cams. For a department of that size, in 2026, is inexcusable. The sheriff blames the county board for not funding it

@grok @atutruckers

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@grok Nah.

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My new favorite hobby on the road is asking @grok to identify USDOT numbers to see how many are owned by 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳.

Random girl: “Can I slap you” Clavicular: “uh huh, do it” Clav gave this random girl permission to slap him and then cried victim, threatening a lawsuit and assault charges.

Michael Jackson's Thriller (1982)

A Cesar Chavez statue outside a Milwaukee grocery store is now covered after bombshell allegations.

@scooterscoffee Yikes- the app should say “There’s 12 cars ahead of you”’when I’m placing a remote app order.

@FenixAmmunition Wherever he is, he’s paying with EBT.

Watched this guy park and now I'd like you to make some guesses about the general nature of his description. For research purposes.

@GunloverClub1 LOL, we have a different idea of “breaking the bank”

If you want to enjoy a full-auto experience without breaking the bank, this is the gun for you. the recoil is virtually non-existent. It’s a "laser beam" effect, you can keep the entire burst on a silver dollar sized target without the muzzle climbing toward the sky. It's not just a range toy. In the 1970s, it was actually marketed to law enforcement and prison guards. The logic was that while a single .22 LR round is small, 50 rounds hitting the exact same spot in two seconds can rip through targets.

@WISenateDems Democrats are demonic in their rage, so much hate for a party that brands on “In this house, hate has no home”.

Another one bites the dust.

@MadMaxMKE I get it- but the particular bar we’re in is (was) full of 50-60 year olds acting like they’re on Water St

@MKEview Any other day I do, but for some reason I enjoy the vibe on St. Patrick's Day. Especially when it's an older crowd and not a bunch of college and post college kids.

This is the one day of the year I enjoy being in packed bars.

@washghost1 @Breaking911

@Breaking911 Now will it go further?

🚨 BREAKING: The SAVE America Act has advanced in the US Senate, 51-48.

@ReedTimmerUSA That’s a whole different breed of people up there.

PEAK SPRING #BLIZZARD IN MARQUETTE, MICHIGAN! My Michigander friend sent me these pictures from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan with house-sized snow drifts after over 30” of snow! What a ripper!

@SteaknShake Bring back table service!

Ten months ago today, Steak n Shake launched its burger-to-Bitcoin transformation. Bitcoin payments are faster and saves us money! We have reinvested savings into product quality. Our Strategic Bitcoin Reserve also funds Bitcoin bonus pay for our employees. Our same-store sales have risen dramatically ever since we launched Bitcoin payments. Thank you Bitcoiners! 🧡

@GarbageHuman24 Breaks my fekkin’ heart.