Marcel Klein

@NJHoekman @Belastingdienst Je kan je ook gewoon aan de regels houden. Vreemd concept wellicht

00:05 uur, ja op een snelweg. Buiten de bebouwde kom. 43 euro boete voor 5 km/u te hard. In Nederland noemen we dit “handhaving”. Ik noem het een goed geoliede inkomstenstroom. Want laten we eerlijk zijn: op een lege snelweg midden in de nacht heeft dit niets met veiligheid te maken. Wat het extra wrang maakt? De complete wirwar aan regels.
Het ene stuk 100 km/u, dan ineens 120, dan 130, maar alleen na 19:00 uur. Of was het nou weer anders? Zelfs als je je best doet om het goed te doen, is het onduidelijk. En ja, dan slikken we het.
“Ach, 43 euro… correctie, goedmakertje.”
Precies dát is hoe het systeem werkt. Sinds ik in Spanje woon, zie ik hoe het ook kan. Duidelijker, consistenter. Zelfs zonder de taal volledig te spreken, snap je waar je aan toe bent. Nederland?
Een klein kikkerlandje waar je met een poep en een scheet doorheen bent, maar waar het ambtelijke Goliath-apparaat wél gevoed moet worden. En dat doen we braaf. Met z’n allen.
Boete voor boete, voor “veiligheid”.
Of toch vooral voor de staatskas?

@matteopelleg Are you trolling? AI pop songs have been a thing for more than a year now. Normies love that stuff

Nobody wants to read AI-generated books, watch an AI-generated movie or listen to an AI-generated song.

@CinemaTweets1 Oh boy, you're so wrong

Daniel Craig is the best James Bond ever. Enough time has passed. Sean Connery is second, but don’t get too nostalgic: all of Craig’s Bond films were hits, some more than others, but Craig never made a bad Bond film. That includes Skyfall- the best James Bond film ever made.

@visualbasic97 That's just the pizza I had for dinner. I also had 5 slices of bread with peanut butter, chocolate spread, cheese, meat throughout the day, and some fruit. Now drinking a beer. I'm probably at 3k calories easily today.

i’ve been trying to go to the gym and gain weight recently after being anorexic basically my entire life and i never realized how difficult it is to eat 2,000 calories a day. you genuinely just have to not stop eating all day. this is ridiculous

@hoppakee13 Wat doet die makelaar meneer op rechts op deze foto?

De lucht van twee uur gekookte spruitjes komt je tegemoet

@rachaelbereba It’s ai

Pov: proof it's never too late... Most people think life slows down after 60. She decided to change her life at 70💪🏾

@TheoBuysStocks Zeker. Denk dat je je beeld wat moet bijstellen. Niet iedere ambtenaar zit in schaal 12

@MKProductions01 Harder fluiten 😗 Tel je je individueel keuze budget wel mee?

Ik gun iedereen een mooi salaris. Wat mij wel schuurt is dat gemeente ambtenaren beter betaald worden dan in het bedrijfsleven. Paar jaar 36 uur rond fluiten en je zit al op de 100k. Starters anno 2026 zijn toch gek om nog het bedrijfsleven in te gaan 🙈

@wiebkoenes @steven_braham @VVD @grok Tsss. Zelf maar even opgezocht. 1,3 tot 1,5 miljoen in TWINTIG jaar tijd.

@wiebkoenes @steven_braham @VVD @grok hoeveel migranten van buiten de EU kwamen Nederland de afgelopen 20 jaar binnen?

De huidige woningcrisis gaat over 20 jaar echt tot een demografische en economische ramp leiden.

@Afrikaas_ Omdat licht fijn is

Stop dan gewoon met deze waanzin. Waarom moet het tot 22.30 licht zijn buiten in juni en juli?

@ChildOfStThomas @skumWgmi Maybe South Korea?

@skumWgmi Somehow I doubt this

My boomer uncle saved $1.2 million for retirement. - drove a 2003 Honda until it felt apart - packed his lunch everyday for 33 years - had a whole list of things he was going to do He died 2 weeks before retiring

@skumWgmi Classic

@BeingJWood His heart

A thousand things should’ve been the end of Trump but failed to end him. What do you think will be the end of Trump? My optimistic thought: The 2026 midterms.

@RealPostFolder Get an abortion? It’s not that complicated

@vschs007 @birdabo Probably 1.2% on that AGI scale

@birdabo Stop overhyping I'll wait for benchmarks and actual reviews

Anthropic built a model so powerful they can’t afford to release it. their own leaked blog says Capybara scores “dramatically higher” than Opus 4.6 in coding, reasoning, and cybersecurity. a tier above anything they’ve ever shipped. Dario predicted $10 billion training runs by 2026. Capybara is also rumored to be a 10 trillion parameter model. if this is true, it’s gonna be the most expensive AI ever built. the catch? it’s so compute intensive that Anthropic themselves say it’s “very expensive for us to serve, and will be very expensive for our customers to use.” they didn’t build Jarvis. they built Ultron and now they’re figuring out how to let us near it without going broke or breaking the internet.

@AkkadSecretary That sounds dramatic until you realize fuel was always 3x more expensive in Europe and most European drive about 15k km per year

In Thailand fuel is being rationed Australia is fucked Europe is ~$11 a gallon Meanwhile in Florida its $3.9 or £0.77 a liter. Americans simply are not feeling the real effects of this war, most you get is a grumble about price whilst the rest of the world dies.

@kofiwest_gh the words in my book The Lego's on the floor the cake I wanna cut and so on and so on

@MKProductions01 What do you wanna see ? Tell me

I am once again calling for a complete and total shut down of big light in your rooms 2026.

@RobertJMolnar Idk, he just looks like any average old person. Probably not very healthy anymore, but he might just live another decade.

I am not a doctor....but I was a caregiver for a loved one who had a severe mental disease for 20 years. I also am now caregiver for an 82 year old old ass Mom (OAM) who has had multiple strokes. So I have become somewhat of an expert on signs.... The right side leaning of his head is due to his right side brain being "obliterated" ...hence the right foot drag, the right arm disfunction....right hand veins collapsed due to all of the IVs....his body can no longer handle standing upright.... the twitches are his neurons firing off....you can see it in every video in recent weeks/months....barely able to walk down stairs, barely able to sit down This video is proof positive that this dude is fucked up..... his head is leaning to the right because his brain is fried....practically falling asleep whilst standing is absolutely a signal then the twitch, right arm and hand....neurons are like dude wtf I defy any doctor to tell me different that this guy is completely in collapse mode after numerous strokes I have witnessed all of this, first hand, over 20 years with both a completely deranged severerly mentally ill wife, and now my 82 year old stroke ridden OAM. I digress

@hendrikotten3 Heeft schelden veel zin denk je,

Ook buiten Nederland vragen steeds meer mensen zich af waar de incompetente idioten in Den Haag toch mee bezig zijn?