Gma Melissa

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Gma Melissa

@MLong2099

Women rule! Baseball is awesome! Trump is the dumbest person alive, and fuck you for voting for him. 🖕

Somewhere between STL & KC Katılım Haziran 2009

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Gma Melissa@MLong2099·29 Mar

That's one Goldschmidt slam-a-lama dinger! #STLCards

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Dad to the Bone@Dad_2_The_Bone·3d

Tell me your penis is an innie without telling me your penis is an innie

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Gma Melissa@MLong2099·6d

@NotAvgLiberal Brains

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Not Your Average Liberal@NotAvgLiberal·6d

Morals.

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Gma Melissa@MLong2099·8 May

Fuck Trump. Fuck you for voting for him.

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么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ,@___TheGOOdWitch·7 May

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her@Thiohna·7 May

It’s crazy how many people think others should stop having sex because abortion hurts their feelings. 😬

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken@woofknight·7 May

Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken tweet media

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SportsGurl87@SportsGurl87·7 May

Husband, child and boss all in diapers

Karoline Leavitt@karolineleavitt

On May 1st, Viviana aka “Vivi” joined our family, and our hearts instantly exploded with love. 💕 She is perfect and healthy, and her big brother is joyfully adjusting to life with his new baby sister. We are enjoying every moment in our blissful newborn bubble. Thank you to everyone who reached out with prayers during my pregnancy - I truly felt them throughout the entire experience. God is Good.🙏

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Captain Obvious™️@TheFungi669·6 May

RFK, Jr: “Children who are vaccinated miss out on a lot of things in life.” Me: “Yeah, like measles, polio, rubella, diphtheria, pertussis and chickenpox.”

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Ed Blake@Therealedblake·7 May

We’re letting them take the ivermectin this time

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goth aesthetics@gothsthetiques·6 May

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Rebel👑@aimieeee___·7 May

Hot take: I don’t give a single shit what The Bible says about anything.

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Covie@covie_93·7 May

I'm hearing that the brown recluse spider drove himself across state lines to protect local businesses before biting Kyle Rittenhouse.

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Gma Melissa@MLong2099·7 May

@Anna_xb2 Latifah!

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ANII@Anna_xb2·7 May

Be honest!!

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Gma Melissa@MLong2099·7 May

@_wej01 Popular and important, imo. 🫶

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ꪝe@_wej01·7 May

Unpopular opinion: Women don’t need a backstory to support abortion. “I don’t want to be pregnant” is valid on its own.

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Gma Melissa@MLong2099·7 May

@ArtCandee Thoughts and prayers for the brown recluse.

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Art Candee 🍿🥤@ArtCandee·6 May

Kyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a brown recluse spider. Karma.

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Gma Melissa@MLong2099·7 May

It should become normal to keep your name. We're no longer property, which was the origin of the transfer of names from her father's to husband's. And it's especially essential now with these fascists in the Washington trying to make it harder for women to vote. 🖕

`@Evadivalore

Miley Cyrus’s boyfriend Max revealed that after marriage, he plans to take her last name instead of asking her to change. “She’s built an iconic name and brand since she was 12, it would be wrong to ask her to give that up. I’d rather take her name and stand behind her legacy.”

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