MMA TOASTED

@albert_casey @uncrownedcombat @arielhelwani For real, dude. Very puzzling.

Gina Carano towers over Ronda Rousey in promo pics for their upcoming fight 📸 #RouseyCarano

@uncrownedcombat I hope Carano starches Rousey to perma-break her mind.

Got a heavyweight for you to check out, @danawhite. #MMATwitter #UFC

@streetfighthard The UFC heavyweight division is so shallow right now that this homie could probably get a 3-fight deal.

Husband knocks wife out for throwing drink at him..

@MMAFullMount He should have signed with Karate Combat and made a bigger bag.

🇬🇧 😬 It's amazing how poorly the UFC has managed such a valuable asset as Michael Page. He’s one of the few fighters who can put on a show even without finishing opponents. Page was a local star in Bellator, and his signing could have seriously boosted UK events. Instead, we see Michael being matched against Sam Patterson this week. And it’s only the third fight on the card—not even the co-main… Let me remind you: he beat Jared Cannonier, Shara Bullet, Kevin Holland. He even outstruck Ian Garry! Who else have you seen outstrike Garry? What was even the goal behind signing Michael Page to the UFC? Bad matchmaking.

@mmaonpoint Too many soft ass bitches are thinking with their feelings that the UFC is an ATM.

Michael Bisping backs the UFC on the fighter pay matter 👀

@BoundingComics My 808 State will take good care of The Chuck.

Earlier today, a hospital in Hawaii needed Chuck Norris. We're told that while it was a scary few moments, the 86 year old action star is in good spirits---the hospital however, may never be the same.

@MbarkCherguia The correct answer will always be @BrendanSchaub.

I’ll go first… Seth Rogan

@JonnyBones It's definitely good that you're not going to face Poatan.

My daughter Leah just beat me in a 50 yard foot race, not really sure how I feel about that.

@otokyo__ That's not even Denzel down there.

Who's the greatest Black actor of all time?

@Sebastian154675 @mmaonpoint Cuz she knows she sucks.

@mmaonpoint I think it’s good that she’s going after the ufc but why is she so mad?? I don’t get it why she’s so bitter

Ronda Rousey continues her attack on the UFC 🫣

@Stokedfight You got Joshua but not Marciano? What a joke list!

The best boxers of all time! Thoughts on this list?

@MMAFighting Sounds like a Brazilian circa 2003.

'It's incredibly hard to fight a man with no intention of being in a fight.' Chris Curtis reacts to his #UFCVegas114 loss to Myktybek Oralbai.

@PathOfMen_ They don't shop at 7-Eleven.

Why don't animals' teeth decay even though they don't brush them?

@BlindBearMedia 🤦🏼

People are really using Orolbai out wrestling Curtis as a reason that Khamzat will beat Strickland Shows you the IQ level of people on this app🤦‍♂️

@MrKoneZone2024 And get knocked out, I guess.

@MMAToasted Grab em by the Pussy

Emmett is glaringly SLOOOWWWW... #UFCVegas114

Time for Josh Emmett to hang up the gloves. #UFCVegas114

@CrazyVibes_1 Kid should have had some respect. Walk and fly with class, never be an ass.

teenager kept kicking the seat of a passenger despite his pleas for him to stop. The man finally reclined his seat back, causing an impact that injured the young man 😳

@full_send_mma Was it worth it?

BKFC fighter Jay McFarlane who lost via 1st round TKO today admits he’s been hiding the fact that he’s been blind in one eye and had 9 unsuccessful surgeries on it He was hit in his other eye during his fight today and admits he’s went completely blind for about 20 minutes 😬