Kekius Maximus

@Brayohki Ni mbaya

ushaipenda mtu alafu akaenda majuu? 😂

@missclaire_ke_ Yoh Claire follow back we need to talk.

Ngwati ukua kwa kichwa yangu wakati wa maombi is unexplainable.

We forced Satan to become a believer finally!

@missclaire_ke_ Mtaro yako

Men mkiwa walevi mnapendaga mtaro gani??

Singer Justin Bieber’s Bored Ape NFT, which he bought for $1.3 million in 2022, is now valued at $12,000.

Elon Musk has deleted this tweet. Let's make sure people never forget. Retweet it widely !

Dear recruiters, if your requirements include: Java, Python, PHP, JavaScript React, Angular, Next, Node js PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB AWS (S3, EC2, ECS, EKS) Linux system administration Git, CI/CD, and TDD Docker and Kubernetes You’re not hiring a Full Stack Developer. You’re hiring an entire IT department.

Kenyan Members of Parliament are not pure and holy, they are vultures and hyenas - U.S. pastor tells congregants

Russians are the most versatile people alive. Best at a hot sauna? Russian Blistering Siberian cold? Russian Smart hacker? Russian Brutal killer? Russian Raw force power lifting? Russian. Only blacks win with athletic pursuits. Otherwise Russians are top predators.

🚨At a wedding in Turkey, the couple asked guests to bring orphaned children instead of gifts; over 100 attended, and the gifts were given to them.

I just published The Bangladesh Heist. What Made It Possible…. The Lazarus Group! medium.com/p/the-banglade…

Savage moments 😂😂

Me at 3AM asking Claude to give me a business idea

KANYE WEST is trending again 🔥🔥 Kanye West's stage at his SoFi Stadium concert was just insane He was like 'Naah I want to perform on top of the world' 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

I'm starting to believe in the theory that to be success in your work you need the right mental disorder IT - Autism Finance - OCD Art - Depression Designer - ADHD Fashion - Narcissism Management - Anxiety Politics - At least 3 the above Unemployed - All of this above

Watching the CI/CD pipeline run 1800 tests for a 1-line change that fixes a typo

Claude Code "Claude usage limit reached. Your limit will reset at 7 AM" Me instantly after hitting the limit

Me to Claude: "Make no mistakes. DO NOT HALLUCINATE. YOU ARE AN EXPERT SOFTWARE ENGINEER"