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@Cobratate Cheerio baldy bain

IM COMING TO DUBAI ASAP

@supertanskiii What a wee walloper he is - the cigar powered him up for 3 seconds 🤣🤣

Objectively, he truly is the least fuckable man that’s ever existed.

@memechaotic And a perfect fit for the box …🤔

He's just following instructions.

@Yoda4ever @rickygervais - look at this guy 😍

Is it just me or is Lucinda like a child 😬#loveisland

Wow. Quite the statement from #brooklynbeckham I think I believe every word of it.

@RobustFeed What a bloody nonsense

I learned this trick from a friend in France and now it’s the only way I make poached eggs

@PolitlcsUK Sorting out the ridiculously bright headlights will be soooo welcome. I cannot drive with confidence at night 😬

🚨 BREAKING: The Government's new Road Safety Strategy - Investigation into vehicle designs to end the brightness of car headlights - Consultation on lowering the drink-drive limit in England and Wales - currently 80mg of alcohol per 100ml of blood - including a lower limit for new drivers - Consultation on mandatory alcohol interlock devices for some drink-drive offenders to prevent a vehicle from starting if alcohol is detected in someone's breath - New powers to suspend licences for suspected drink or drug driving - Creation of a Road Safety Investigation Branch to analyse collisions and causes - Increased roadside eyesight tests by police with licences revoked for drivers who fail - Consultation on a 3 or 6 month minimum learning period between passing the theory test and taking the practical driving test - Consultation on banning over 70s from driving if they fail mandatory eyesight tests - Consultation on introducing penalty points for failure to wear a seat belt and additional penalty points for drivers who do not ensure children wear seat belts - Crackdown on illegal and ‘ghost’ number plates designed to fool cameras - Consultation on mandating 18 new vehicle safety technologies, including autonomous emergency braking and lane-keeping assistance - Consultation on reforms to motorcycle training, testing and licensing The Government hopes the strategy will cut road deaths by 65% by 2035 and by 70% for under-16s

@richardVB70 @ZandiSussex @sarahw1971 Mates wife 🤣🤣🤣

@ZandiSussex @sarahw1971 Gives him more freedom to have pegging sessions. Harry & Meghan still very happy, according to mates wife who knows Meghan.

At least the coparenting appears to be going well.🤔Here are Charlotte & George captured arriving by helicopter at Kensington Palace with their overnight bags. It’s been obvious for a while that Willy & Kate are separated & the kids shuttle between their parents’ homes.

@baloneysalami65 @JesyNelson_stan Piss off christine

Jesy Nelson reveals that her twin daughters have been diagnosed with Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA) Type 1, a severe muscular disease. Sending Jesy so much love 🤍

@Jindo_1307979 C

Which one..??

@NoContextHumans A frying pan 🍳

What’s this delicious English breakfast missing?🤔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Wow. The irony of forgetting the real victims. Just wow.

@currys The Royle Family ❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️

✨ GIVEAWAY TIME✨ We're celebrating this Black Friday with a full day of TV giveaways! To enter follow @Currys, like this post and reply with your favourite series #CurrysPurpleFriday 👇 Comp closes: 20/11 T&Cs: bit.ly/4paMske

@piersmorgan Did you miss leg day aye ?

Never felt more Scottish. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@romankemp Absolute belter 🤣🤣

@Charlieg4 @BBCNews I’ve stopped using it. Not worth the hassle now tbh. Deleted all my listings.

@BBCNews Please, if you are frustrated by this new sizing system i urge you to complain via the Vinted feedback form: vinted.co.uk/app_feedbacks. I’m hoping if they keep getting complaints they’ll change the sizing back to normal! Because this new sizing just is not working! 😫

Vinted users lash out over sizing changes bbc.in/4p9ODVn

Complain to @vintedUK

@AskChatVint3d I can confirm you’ve made an arse of it, yes.

@vinted @vintedUK what an absolute arse you have made of this. On a brighter note you’ve instantly curbed my shopping addiction. I could not be bothered with the absolute palava you have created.