Jason

@Jigsaw_Trading @TrollingUfrvr @SteveSkojec You’re a Peabrain

@TrollingUfrvr @SteveSkojec A 300lb fatty wouldn't be the runner - he'd never make it.

As an unusually large man, I can tell you that putting your mass into a shoulder check like this is one of the most satisfying things you can do. Yellow shirt guy will be smiling every time he thinks about this for the rest of his life

SHANE LOWRY HOLE IN ONE AT THE MASTERS 😱 ANYTIME HOLE IN ONE (-140) ✅ (Via @GolfonCBS)

@MCar87 @RedWavePress Just because you’re right wing doesn’t mean you’re MAGA!! Half of the Republican Party is distancing themselves from the idiot Trump. Megan Kelly has been speaking out against the war. Next time pay attention stupid and shut your bitch ass up.

@RedWavePress MAGAts are the biggest fuckin morons. I mesn, define idiots today and you get MAGAts. Todays Digital versions of Useful Idiots. "Nobody cares what actors thinks" says the actor on a rightwing media podcast being watched by magats and righties who obviously care what he thinks.

Actor Josh Duhamel: “Just because you have a platform doesn't mean you get to preach to everybody.” Megyn Kelly: “Ahh, thank you! Tell that to the Oscars.” Josh Duhamel: “I spend a lot of time in the Midwest, so I get to see what they actually think about us, and they’re not afraid to tell me.” “About 10 years ago… [a buddy] meets me at the airport with a t-shirt that says, ‘Nobody cares what actors think.’ And I was like, ‘D*mn that’s really funny. That’s really good.’” 
“That has always stuck with me because it’s true.”

@BIGBOBFlowers @malika_andrews Shut your bitch ass up.

@malika_andrews This guy is such a fraud! Dude is awful at basketball and likes men!

Ant Edwards. President Barack Obama. It began at Team USA Training camp and turned into a game of one-on-one we didn’t know we needed.

@danawhite @paramountplus needs to get their shit together. Why is millions of TVs blacked out for 2-3 minutes of the main event? 🤬 Nobody wanted to watch that anyway. Baddest Mother Grappler.

#AndNew #UFC326

@ufc Glad you guys got your billions. Too bad @paramountplus has constant problems. Don’t worry nobody wanted to watch this boring fight anyway. Baddest Mother Grappler.

@OnlyONEGoat @MySportsUpdate @TheFFWPodcast Hey idiot he knows more ball than 99% of humans and definitely knows more about football than you ever will.

@MySportsUpdate @TheFFWPodcast I love how now everybody cares what Kirk Cousins has to say lol.

Kirk Cousins breaking down the #Seahawks defense and what makes them so difficult is football heaven (or hell if you’re the QB). Great stuff from Kirk. This is amazing. (via @TheFFWPodcast:

@vikesinsider KOC was also the main guy who said he wasn’t ready yet.

Two things we know for sure: 1. Kevin O'Connell was the main orchestrator behind the JJ McCarthy selection in 2024 (per Alec Lewis) 2. The Vikings were prepared to “trade the whole farm” for him if needed (via Adofo-Mensah himself) 😬

@stephenasmith Free speech doesn’t include private businesses.

If you support what happened to Don Lemon, you don’t support The First Amendment

@21stcentury_ML @Triple6Ks @CarlHigbie They effed around found out.

@Triple6Ks @CarlHigbie “Listen to your masters or be murdered” You are a slave

And just like that… officer is proven innocent.

@Fityeth @nicksortor Because ICE wasn’t there for Somalians. They were there to cause an uprising.

@nicksortor Nick, do you think this could be a distraction so Somalians can start closing their daycares? Trying to cover their paper trails? This timing is way too convenient and I haven’t seen a single Somalian among these rioters.

🚨 BREAKING: RIOTERS have just SMASHED THE DOORS of the federal courthouse in Downtown Minneapolis while chanting “ICE OUT NOW!” WHERE IS THE NATIONAL GUARD, TIM WALZ?!

@PaulCharchian I mean he has a ferocious offensive line and a phenomenal defense.

Vikings fans, do you remain confident that Darnold will crumble in the playoffs?

@JIX5A @kyleforalabama Even if Trump doesn’t care about the people, the people of Venezuela sure does appreciate it. They are celebrating in the streets.

@kyleforalabama Trump doesn’t care about the people of Venezuela, He just cares about the oil!

MAGA was a LIE. This administration just launched a full scale WAR against Venezuela without Congressional approval after promising “NO NEW WARS”. Pray for our troops.

@kyleforalabama It’s not a full scale war dummy.

@aaboom16 This is a public place stupid. You can video and take pictures anywhere in public. You cannot trespass someone’s eyes from a sidewalk.

A Somali man in Columbus Ohio confronts “journalists” who have supposedly been paid to push propaganda. They’re appearing in legitimate places of business harassing workers contributing positively to the US economy. Look at them squirm and start to walk away as they’re confronted.

@b0bbyknowsbest @damienslash This is a fake parody. Damien is acting.

Ok, now I feel bad about this whole thing. Clearly some of the grants given out did go to legitimate businesses like those of Damien here, but we should still add far more safeguards for these types of programs to insure they’re being used by people like this guy and other legit businesses. Keep up the good work, Damien!

My daycare centers are being defunded

@C4ndel45 @TB2zdz @julesaintmiss The sport is 100 years older peabrain.

@TB2zdz @julesaintmiss There are literally more cases of fighters killed/with brain damage in boxing than in the UFC (counting from the 90s onwards. Jajajaja

Boxing >>> UFC all day!

@TB2zdz @julesaintmiss MMA is better because they would rip boxers apart.

@ElRIcko20 @Bijan5Robinson It’s called smear the queer. It’s always been called smear the queer. STFU. 😩

@Bijan5Robinson If it’s no reflective in your beliefs, why did you say it?

Hey everyone I want to apologize for the insensitive comment I made in the broadcast, it was a football game we used to play as a kid but that’s not an excuse. I recognize the mistake and make sure to do better in the future. It was not reflective of my beliefs and I am so sorry to those I offended seriously!

@Vanguard0x @LeadingReport You can definitely afford those. It’s living beyond their means in big houses with fancy cars.

@LeadingReport This just in: You can live without buying stupid shit like Roombas & Peloton bikes

BREAKING: 40% of those earning over $300k are now living paycheck to paycheck, per Goldman Sachs.