MPBS News

@post_fs @FedoraMasterB98 @pathwaysbball @GetEnveloped Shut up! Join POOPISTANI PRIVATEERS! discord.gg/qb83dwCWpb

Yesterday evening, POST Administration hosted a field trip for cadets. They got a chance to explore the map, and even got some insight from departments!

Please be aware of Player Tacticalhawk, three-time setter-offer of amber alerts, when around playgrounds.

@CapitolPolice The Mayflower Public Broadcasting Service boasts its superior accuracy in both reporting and fact-checking. The U.S. Capitol Police should consider internship programs at the MPBS this summer.

FAKE TWEET ALERT: A Twitter account impersonating the U.S. Capitol Police account posted a tweet in reference to a shooting near the Longworth Building that NEVER happened. Shots have not been fired. The Capitol Complex is not on lockdown. USCP is investigating.

LANDER — Overwhelming majority of Lander residents surveyed feel absolutely no sympathy for @jeffersonblox amid his cries of outrage at law enforcement Tuesday evening after being arrested.

The @LanderPolice Captain BricksterBros24 to report 30% increase of violent crime in the City of Lander. 📈📈

Connecting the county one bus ride at a time 🚌

@LanderPolice No we did not know that. Thanks for this information!

No news for today, but stay tuned for the next PR event! For now, enjoy this picture of a capybara. Fun fact: Did you know Capybaras are excellent swimmers and can even sleep in water?

With respect to radios: Make ES-1 a dedicated channel for BOLOs and move system commands back to department channel?

@Constit_News Don’t make me say it.

Typical writer for Constitutionalist News receives two days of paid vacation at Lee County Workers Party Beach Compound, Mayflower, for every day of exposure to MPBS broadcasting.

The game this morning hitting an all time reported high for the morning hours with 182 players.

Weather Statement: Warm. Thanks.

Things are starting to warm up in the LETI discord server, with ‘debates’ in certified-announcements.

Read the letter here: drive.google.com/file/d/1FjHB-1…

@MayflowerLETI @Constit_News @GuardMayflower @Mayflower_GTV OmniGalaxy states: “The employees aren't broken, it's the institution. Firing all the low level instructors isn't going to do anything. I applaud LETI command for attempting to take action, however misguided it may be.“

Just in... @MayflowerLETI to host reforms in the department, leading to criticism from the state citizens. 'With power comes great responsibilities' does not apply to LETI command, following removal of low-tier employees for institution failings. - @Constit_News

Happy St Patty's Day from the MPBS! Enjoy this funny image! LoL!

Whoever is making the scary GFX’s for @OfficialNHCSO and @PolicePlymouth can pay for my intense electroshock therapy. No one will never forget the GFX with the little kid. (All jokes)

@MayflowerLETI @Constit_News Fake News Media!

.....without authorization and was reprimanded by the command team. @Constit_News is spreading false information as they have nothing better to cover.

Current weather statement: Cloudy with a chance of tear gas.

@scpedward2 I say stop playing this game.

Republic of Myanmar demonstrates that successful coups are the result of disciplined participants with strong tactically competent leadership, as opposed to obese cultists lollygagging about.