Martyn Jeynes

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Martyn Jeynes

Martyn Jeynes

@MRJeynes

A funeral professional of over 30 years. Preaching the gospel, loving life, all comments are my own.

Worcestershire Katılım Şubat 2009
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Martyn Jeynes
Martyn Jeynes@MRJeynes·
@premierinn apparently that’s scrambled egg at your hotel in Dunstable 🤣🤣
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@WjrWendy @drmartens They are the best boots ever. I’m not sure how they make money they last so long. Must have had these 20 years and been subjected to dogs, horses, kennels, yards you name it. I was genuinely gutted yesterday 🤣
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Wendy Rousell
Wendy Rousell@WjrWendy·
@MRJeynes @drmartens It’s a shame we moved, otherwise I would have called into the office for you. Hope you get sorted Martyn.
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Martyn Jeynes
Martyn Jeynes@MRJeynes·
Hello @drmartens one of my tags has fallen apart on my wonderful but very old boots. Can I purchase a new one please?
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Martyn Jeynes@MRJeynes·
@BBCBreakfast @BBCNews you had a very interesting guest called Danielle Clifford on this morning. I was unsure about the comments saying Covid was directly caused by intensive farming? Is that fact? #CoviInquiry #Covid
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Greggs
Greggs@GreggsOfficial·
@MRJeynes Hi Martyn, we're sorry to hear about your experience today. Please could you drop us a DM 💙
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Martyn Jeynes@MRJeynes·
Popped into @GreggsOfficial on the M5 this morning. Quite like the idea of a coffee and a bacon roll. Sadly no gluten free bread. With more and more food intolerance in the uk I find that quite sad a wonderful British brand letting the side down #glutenfree #breakfast
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Martyn Jeynes@MRJeynes·
@Kwajotweneboa @SangitaMyska This barge was used for our service personnel, whilst a ship was being refurbished? Colour wasn’t an issue then, so why now?
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KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner
KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner@Kwajotweneboa·
I love Sangita for saying what many are not willing to say The double standards in the UK against migrants of colour has never been clearer. It cannot be denied @SangitaMyska Regardless of race and background, these migrants are human beings and deserve the same treatment and fairness that Ukrainians have rightly received.
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Martyn Jeynes@MRJeynes·
Bought an Apple IPhone 14 pro from @Apple 2 days ago that arrives faulty. @AppleSupport and local store diagnosed a hardware issue, to get it changed seems impossible. Customer service is shocking, I’ve been left flabbergasted after paying £1400 for a phone.not fit for purpose!!
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Martyn Jeynes@MRJeynes·
When you buy an Apple IPhone 14 pro from @Apple 2 days ago that arrives faulty….the local store diagnosed a hardware issue, to get it changed seems impossible… Customer service is so poor you are left flabbergasted after paying £1500 for a phone #customerservice #badservice
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Piers Morgan Uncensored
Piers Morgan Uncensored@PiersUncensored·
"So black people are anti-black? It's complete nonsense." Piers Morgan rejects Imarn Ayton's theory that the killing of Tyre Nichols by five black police officers was motivated by racism. @AytonImarn | @piersmorgan | @TalkTV | #PMU
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Martyn Jeynes@MRJeynes·
@GaryDelaney @EveshamLive Brilliant show, our sides are hurting… even the 80 year old father in law was howling… thank you thank you 🤣🤣
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Gary Delaney: On tour
Gary Delaney: On tour@GaryDelaney·
Gary in Punderland 225 and 226. Football schmootball, loads of fun over two shows with @EveshamLive in the town hall. Great crowds and fabulous support sets from Alun Cochrane. Another new town to the tour and lots more fun deviant people.
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bjw@Barbara83225849·
@beckyjward @Jokumar06778400 @RealDeniseWelch I'm with you Becky, NHS community nurse and didnt break the rules. My neighbours probably wished I had and then they wouldn't have to been subjected to me stripping off at the the front door and cleaning everything outside before shoving uniform and underwear in a pillowcase to
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Denise Welch
Denise Welch@RealDeniseWelch·
Y’all falling for it?? Seriously??
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Samantha Smith@SamanthaTaghoy·
In amongst all the doom and gloom, let me share with you this brilliant moment from BBC Breakfast:
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