kidney bean
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kidney bean
@MRSlimabeansNO
whatever you’ve done that’s good, do more of it.


What arrogant fucking morons these cosseted little moral supremacists are.


I don’t love “We’re from the bottom.” For lots of writerly reasons.





I will again say that someone is going to make a fortune writing a book on the parallels between “15 Days to slow the spread” and Trump’s decision to go drop bombs on Iran. Just catastrophic unforced errors when things were going fairly well. Boggles the mind.


Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee: Elon Musk being a trillionaire is disgusting. “I’d keep $1 billion, use the rest for research or burn it.” “Elon Musk is a trillionaire right? Gross! F*ck him. What’s he going to do with all that” “If I had that I’d keep a billion and put the rest into cancer research or burn it like the joker” “You can do two things. Either help society or burn it”




WATCH: Jennifer Welch doubles down on her attacks against homeschooling, calling it “patriarchal step of the fascist project” made by those “dumber than a box of hot rocks” and “dead-ass broke” women refusing to divorce “piece of shit, closet-case husbands”.... “And I stand by it. The homeschooling that I was referring to is the crazy Christian homeschooling. It is trickle-down stupidity. You have to be dumber than a box of hot rocks to sit down with your kids and teach them that dinosaurs and man lived on the planet at the same time, that the Earth is 5,000 years old, and on and on. But more than anything, the reason they’re melting down so much about this is because homeschooling is inherently patriarchal, and it is a huge push of the fascist project because it keeps women at home. And over 90 percent of all homeschooling parents are the mother. You know they don’t want women to be out in the workforce to make their own money and have independence so they can divorce their piece of shit, closet-case husbands when they find out. No, they want the women at home, dead-ass broke, homeschooling the kids. This is a patriarchal step of the fascist project. And I will just say to Brian @Kilmeade and @TomiLahren, do you homeschool your kids? Do you do that with a full-time job? What do you do? Do you do it at night? Do you start at 8 p.m. and end at 1, 2 a.m.? Is that how your family values go? So, if you don’t homeschool your kids, shut the fuck up, you two. And to the Fox News producers, have fun watching my show; it’s pathetic. You should be covering this fascist regime in this fascist takeover and not some podcaster, as per Tomi, that people just watch for entertainment.”

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