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@WokeOli Need i remind you the last time you won 2 grand

If I was in charge I’d give everyone in the UK £2k every Easter bank holiday

DE easter egg on a Tuesday night at 26 years old

@WokeOli Degenerate junkie

Let’s go

I wanna go on the piss with Dorgie Best

Declan Rice join Arsenal 2 years ago for over £100m, on £240k wage and is yet to win a single trophy with them Raheem Sterling is on £350k and has not played a single game for Chelsea in 2 years. Casemiro won 2 trophies, scored in a final and has come up with clutch goals and assists for Man United. We know this is an agenda but, YES he is a massive bargain!

@WokeOli Looks like a mugshot from a grooming gang bust

Odds on Littler hitting a 9 tonight and hitting Ryan Searle with one of these bad boys

Cleaning out my car. Any ball knowers out there?

Let me have a word with her Max, see if she’ll succumb to Billy’s charms 😂

Justin Hood

Do left handed folk put their phone in their left pocket?

@WokeOli @BBCNews In my manor?

@MSTBC99 @BBCNews I’ve planted a bomb in your abode

Search for British man who fell from cruise ship off Tenerife coast bbc.in/4pzex4T

@WokeOli @BBCNews Disgusting, followed

@BBCNews Jay Freighter

@AlbyLad_ @DanHasAPodcast Dans on the beach on his own

Fake Where's @DanHasAPodcast and Bondy?

Your dad round pool on Holiday

@WokeOli Looked the other day ive earnt more interest on it than i have paid off

Student loan repayment threshold has been frozen at 27k since 2021 when I left uni. That should be 34k now, yet somehow I have Mr Lauenerberg rooting around in my payslips each month. I’m sick

@WokeOli How did it work out last time?

Need to stop getting stoned and researching growing oyster mushrooms

Why does The Rock look like a tortoise that's won the euromillions

It’s a tight vest top..

@coldhealing @rizzbolt Average Kendal Roy idea

@rizzbolt We should build a plane sized building with a treadmill on the roof and then have the treadmill move at the speed of the plane when it lands so it stays on the roof

Where