MUNI

Should note I have offered the @sfmta_muni this handle on a number of occasions but they never show up on time.

@origiful @everydaydude @byrdinflight @bigchaz @ladbible @aswinestore Brah

@everydaydude @byrdinflight @bigchaz @ladbible @aswinestore Nah, I made it to be seen and it’s getting more views that way so I’m fine. It’s just a bummer to think of all the sweet sweet “brah” follows i could have gotten.

Tips for big accounts that reshare creator content on Instagram: - ask first - credit the artist above the fold. Don’t bury their @ down at the end of a paragraph - if the creator comments, pin their comment to the top - don’t put your own watermark on the the content 👍🏼

Wear a mask.

@SarahNEmerson Please don’t be white and male thanks we have too many

@MikeIsaac Happy to skip right past Duboce stop. Or keep them from the beach. Your choice.

every mf on the N judah is going to ocean beach right now except me

@MikeIsaac Here 🌬

why do the new muni cars have such terrible AC even the nasty old cars were better ventilated

@alexmk You’re fucked.

@ldubs MAYBE everyone sucks. JK not the lady shaming the turds in the handicapped seats she rules.

YES to the woman loudly shaming 20-somethings on the bus in the handicapped seats. NO to the doe-eyed LinkedIn employee, still sitting, who announced "I'd be happy to swap!" 🙄🙄🙄 #SFMUNI

Sure hope she knows how to find the real MUNI Twitter account. 😂 twitter.com/lyannemelendez…

@mfersantander WHAT

@bizzyunderscore 😘

@MUNI Yeah that would require showing up somewhere at some time, things that muni is obviously unable to manage, but i appreciate the sentiment

1: fuck @MUNI. 2: especially fuck @muni drivers. Fuck you.

FTFY twitter.com/the1pjs/status…

@SFTRU @sfmta_muni @EdReiskin @sfpuc @MarkFarrellSF @AaronPeskin @LondonBreed @thebiggreenw Tell people to stop shitting on our platforms and busses idk just an idea.

Every day the Van Ness BRT is delayed is another abuse of riders' time and taxpayer money. We hear @sfmta_muni added staff and expedited permits. How else can we solve this? @EdReiskin @sfpuc @MUNI @MarkFarrellSF @AaronPeskin @LondonBreed @thebiggreenw ow.ly/5IRQ30jESZG

#MUNIhatessnitches twitter.com/thebillzie/sta…

Maybe you should read your own Tweet one more time. The fuck does a car accident have to do with us? twitter.com/tdanielmorris/…

@burritojustice 🙄

@pretendretard @Uber @lyft Wish we could skip these tweets tbh 🙄

@hapfrap The time before the first stop of the day is the most precious time in the world tbh Jared.

@CentralCyanosis @CNN Got us good there Berry. You should consider a career in stand up.