Not Mike P

They finally got the guy who bought $8k of stock and made $2k. Facing 20 years in prison.

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

@MasterMobx @konsumensch @ccarter84 @adamscochran You’re arguing with a bot

@konsumensch @ccarter84 @adamscochran Is that how you comprehended it?

Sophisticated drones attacked the US base where we store the nuclear bombers… The drones: * Had non-commercial signals * Were resistant to jamming * Came in waves of 12-15 * Swept over sensitive areas of the base * Had long range control links * Were more advanced than anything seen in Ukraine (Russian drones) * Beyond Iranian capabilities Over the multiple days of incursion, local residents heard explosions which Barksdale claimed was “weapons testing” This is the second base incursion of a sensitive site IN THE US in the last 2 weeks.

Some of the most absurd war propaganda I've ever heard

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

GENUINELY THE WORST THING IVE EVER SEEN

@JimMuessig @richietto @Acyn

@richietto @Acyn You mad bro?

Trump: I used a mail in ballot. You know why? Because I'm President of the United States, I did a mail in ballot for Florida because I felt I should be here. Reporter: But you were in Palm Beach

@stoneyg93 @mr_peanutbettor @FadeUsDave @DustinGouker

@mr_peanutbettor @FadeUsDave @DustinGouker

In case you are wondering how this works

Kalshi: “We are more than sports!” Kalshi in a marketing email: :almost entirely about sports:

what are we doing

@Jeff_Cal_Exile @StrongCards @ChargersMuse We have over $40M in cap space just sitting there since we whiffed on Alec Pierce and a decrepit offensive line relying on 2 tackles (one we can now label injury prone) coming off debilitating injuries. If I can rank us 33/32 in free agency I would lol

@Jeff_Cal_Exile @StrongCards @ChargersMuse We have no edge defender once Tuli disappears for 3 quarters a game, no guards, the “new C” we just signed is coming off a major injury , and by the way, every one of our division rivals all just got an elite WR this offseason and we didn’t upgrade corner at all.

ESPN ranked the Chargers last for March off-season moves

@Disky_Fringo_ @BoltUpYo Fam Ladd is not going to get a “very big deal”

@BoltUpYo We could have targeted more 1 or 2 year deals, but 1 thing I think he got wrong is that Tuli is absolutely going to break the bank, Ladd will get a very big deal, Henley should get a big pay raise, and Alt is going to get a huge pay day I think draft will be the big teller

ESPN’s Benjamin Solak ranked the Chargers free agency 32nd in the NFL, dead last. 🤔 What he liked: Keaton Mitchell + Mike McDaniel = explosive play potential. What he didn’t like: • No splash moves despite plenty of cap space • O-line still questionable • No replacement for Odafe Oweh Overall: Quiet and underwhelming offseason.

@LABoltzfan @BoltUpYo We’ve added 2 years to that rebuild timeline every year since Harbaugh joined. Started as a 3 year rebuild post Tom. Scary shit

@eroo131313 @bradlander @asmartbrunette1

@bradlander @asmartbrunette1 SDNY. The bastion of truth

According to documents filed this morning by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY, ICE has been lying for a year — not only to the public, but to the courts and to prosecutors — about being authorized to make arrests at 26 Federal Plaza and other immigration courts. This is genuinely a bombshell. All courthouse arrests should cease immediately. There should be a Congressional investigation & civil rights actions for every illegal abduction of immigrants trying to follow the rules and appear in court.

@MoleCharcoal @NickRicci5 @MorePerfectUS

@NickRicci5 @MorePerfectUS Thank god it’s rage bait, otherwise you’d have just made a public announcement of your idiocy.

NEW: It's now more lucrative to have a losing sports team than a championship team. We examined the Boston Red Sox to see how private equity and cost cutting invaded sports. In this era, teams want to sell good players for profit more than they want to have a good season.

Bruce McNeil went to a Buffalo Police Department precinct in 2019 to lodge a complaint against two officers who stopped him for no reason. They handcuffed him and put him in the back of their patrol car. After searching his vehicle, they let him go. Shortly after, McNeil went to lodge the complaint and was told he'd be arrested if he continued. The officers claimed they found crack cocaine in the back of their patrol car where they stashed McNeil during the search. McNeil had no crack cocaine. The officers had planted it. The prosecution tried to scare McNeil into accepting a plea deal – but he refused. The prosecutors dropped the case because they didn't want to place the two officers under oath. But it didn't stop there. One of the officers pulled McNeil two more times and handcuffed him. "I heard you didn't accept the plea deal," he allegeldy told McNeil. Now, the city is going to pay McNeil a $700,000 settlement. But the officers involved are still employed even though they have had other complaints lodged against them for excessive force.

Here is a video of you voting against TSA funding literally this week

Garcia: While you were being assaulted, you told the agents that you had filmed this on your phone? Bazan: Yes. Garcia: And that’s when they took your phone away. These agents didn’t just take your phone. They sold it. They pawned it at a kiosk for $250. Is that correct? Bazan: Yes.

@maxnocojeesa @ColeIsKing_ No shit but we’re happy we didn’t pay him the GDP of a small country lol

@ColeIsKing_ 🤣🤣🤣 Soto not lying. Yankee fans still wish he was a Yankee

Everyone look at the New York Mets’ $805 million player in the comments of a Yankees promo video, commenting “rent free” just because he was showed in the highlights getting struck out. Man really sat there, watched the whole two-minute video, and went out of his way to comment on his old team’s Instagram. That’s pathetic asf