Michael

For the last year I thought Billie Eilish was the guy who say Horses in the Bag, so I did some digging

@ArxTalksMusic You get it. Glad I’m not the only one

Chance The Rapper I will find you and make you apologise for your bad influence

Barber is 8 minutes late and counting

@chesscom Would probably take $20 guaranteed 😞

Which would you rather: 💵 $100,000 💰 $5,000,000 if you can perform a bishop & knight checkmate in under 1 minute

@MidwestGolfJake If you don’t drink on the course, I’d try 4 beers. If you drink 4 on average, try 0 or 8 beers. Good luck!

Alright, I need your best golf slump buster tips. Please note that I have a full-time job so grinding 3+ hours per day ain't happening. I'm not trying to make it on tour, just trying to stop flirting with 90 every time out. And...go!

@Clarky9percent Awesome wildlife spotting!

Chip and putt practice with some native wildlife #golf #wildlifephotography

@Clarky9percent first follower!

I’m playing rancho front nine tmrw and am unbelievably excited. I kept my yardage book for years hoping they’d reopen the course and they finally opened nine. And I just happened to regrip my whole bag today. God is good!

@FOS @Interbang1Jeff It’ll finally be your chance, Jeff!

Jim Nantz says he will retire from calling the Masters in 2036. It would be Nantz's 51st time calling the tournament and the 100th anniversary of the Masters. "It would be a perfect place to walk out."

Imagine @normmacdonald, Super, Chad Drew, and Jeff Martin back in the studio. Angel was probably in jail for stealing a chicken!

Tonight my Apple Watch won the charger from my AirPods, can you believe how they feel?

@katyperry With her $350mln net worth I’m sure she’ll be able to make that happen!

France I hope our paths croissant again very soon ♥️🇫🇷

What’s going on twitter! Warming up this Sunday morning with some lemon ginger tea and honey!! Yum! Whoever is leaving their dogs shit bags in the bushes on my street corner will rot in hell.

Beautiful tribute and celebration of the life tonight over at ball arena for Denver Nuggets legend Dikembe Mutombo. RIP. #DenverNuggets

It’s easy to give props to the OKC thunder but the nuggies lost that game to themselves tonight man. Plenty more season to go!

@blue_moonFan03 Dude I couldn’t say it any better

Awesome team win tonight by the Denver nuggets in what I believe to be their final pre season game! Awesome job guys looking forward to this season. So much on the line. Team chemistry wins championships!

Every DJ Sabrina release just feels like a celebration of music itself to me. Genreless, explorative, euphoric, emotional… Recommended for: anyone who has ever enjoyed music. Period.

@chesscom @ArjunErigaisi Helps to know that black took white’s light square bishop on F1.

chess is so beautiful.

@olly_waldron @OhBabyLetMegIn Granted I didn’t carefully read the menu… but I couldn’t believe the not deveined shrimp with the shell/legs still on in this bowl of shit water.