The Possum 🌽

@HistoryBoomer That’s just a picture of genghis khan

John Wayne as Genghis Khan.

@KentHeier @ScottDochterman Reading is hard for you apparently

@ScottDochterman Friendly reminder that Iowans talk more about Nebraska than Nebraskans do. 😂

Friendly reminder that since 2017, Nebraska has the second-fewest wins (42) among Big Ten teams, better than only Rutgers (38). Minnesota has 66 and Illinois has 51 (including 19 in the last two years).

@MLBNetwork Unfortunately, Dexter Fowler.

Can you name this World Series champ?

@EndWokeness She laughed tho…

🚨 BLM leaders hold press conference on the crisis of Netflix allowing a joke about George Floyd…

@FrancesPatano @RobSandIA If you can’t say anything nice, then don’t say anything at all.

It’s gonna have @RobSandIA as its next governor.

The man who attacked Chud the Builder is a national hero. He was man enough to protect black people's exclusive right to call each other the N word and speak disrespectfully to each other. This brother deserves a national holiday. Protect Black Freedom Of Self-Hatred.

@hodgetwins @RepThomasMassie Your mom

Massie is the only choice in Kentucky @RepThomasMassie

@FmrRepMTG Have you ever had a romantic/sexual relationship/encounter(s) with massie?

There was no hush money offered to the jealous “Mrs. Massie” wannabe. Thomas Massie is just being dishonestly smeared because his primary is next week and foreign money billionaires are trying to buy Kentucky’s 4th district! Younger voters GOTV and beat the spoon fed Fox News viewers!

@Jstip10 @CountryChord @Zachtopmusic 😂😂

@CountryChord Id dare him…. Actually I’d give him the first ten hits. He doesn’t know why I drank the way I did, what made me drink, what alcohol did for me after combat. I know you never had a bad day in your life but you couldn’t last a mile in my shoes. @Zachtopmusic

drink a normal amount, got it ✍️ (Via Zach Top’s recent appearance on Burt Kreischer’s podcast)

@Lindsay4Iowa Lmao

Martin Luther King Jr.'s interpretation of the Parable of the Good Samaritan has influenced how I approach being a legislator. It isn't just about helping the person on the side of the road. It is about fixing the systemic issues that led to them being harmed in the first place.

@Chesschick01 Which one?

Thomas Massie did more to take down pedophiles than the whole Republican Party. That is why they hate him.

@TMZ Why does he need to stay in a hotel again? Oh yeah, his house burned down. Piss off tmz

Spencer Pratt has gained traction in his campaign for L.A. Mayor by showing what he says Karen Bass did to his family -- forcing them to live in a trailer after his home burned down. Though, Pratt has really been staying at the Hotel Bel-Air for more than a month. Mind you, you can't get a room for less than $1,500 a night.

@turek4iowa I wouldn’t brag about that

I am deeply honored to have Pete’s support in this race. His unique ability to connect with Iowans who feel forgotten and left behind is exactly why he won the caucuses in 2020, and it’s that same approach that will help us win Senator Harkin’s seat back.

@CornFedAndrew @spencerpratt This has to be rage bait. No way anyone can be this retarded?!

Spencer acting like he’s the only Californian who suffered from the fires is peak main character syndrome. Thousands of families lost homes, memories, pets, businesses, and stability. Most of them aren’t turning it into a nonstop audition for attention, donations, and political relevance. You already made money from reality TV fame, social media, sponsorships, crystals, apocalypse merch, and every panic trend you could monetize. Heidi isn’t exactly bringing in CEO money either, so now politics suddenly looks attractive because it comes with influence, attention, and a steady income when Hollywood stops calling. But here’s the real question Spencer… what EXACTLY would you do differently for ALL Californians that isn’t already being done right now? Specifics. Not vague ‘they failed us’ soundbites for engagement farming. Would you magically stop droughts? Control hurricane force winds? Force insurance companies to stay? Rebuild entire communities overnight? Lower housing costs? Fix utility infrastructure? How? Because so far it just sounds like another celebrity realizing outrage pays better than getting a normal job application rejected. The fires were devastating. Thousands suffered. You are not uniquely oppressed because tragedy happened to you too. Most victims are quietly rebuilding their lives instead of trying to turn Mother Nature into a political rebrand.

Hey guys, why don’t they wanna talk about why I need a hotel in the first place? Karen Bass let my home burn down. Also 6,000 of my neighbors. NBD.

@MassieforKY 😂😂

It’s sad that a week before this election people are making false and unsubstantiated allegations about me in an obvious attempt to influence the outcome of this election. All of the claims of inappropriate conduct are false. I’ve never offered anyone money in exchange for their silence. I report all of my farm income, including cash, to the IRS. There are no ethics claims filed against me, nor have there ever been any claims filed against me in my 14 years in office. I have consulted legal counsel and we are considering all options.

@laurenboebert @MassieforKY Don’t be like this porky boebert. I actually like you.

@MassieforKY Wait ‘til they find out you get RAW MILK from the Amish Dairy Cartel! Good ol’ Kentucky Hush Milk… unpasteurized, unregulated, and undefeated.

@IowaHoops @TheIowaHawkeyes Why do we only play Minnesota once?

The first piece of the puzzle. 🧩 B1G home & away opponents ↓

Here to stay. 🐤 Head coach Ben McCollum's contract has been extended through 2032!

@UNCgirlSarah @BenStiller Defeated a mohammidian is enough. Libtard stiller saying twin towers is why I brought it up

@MWhillbilly @BenStiller I love JT! Yes, seriously. I know he won the fight but did he do something else I didn’t know about ?

Twin Towers ✊

@UNCgirlSarah @BenStiller Seriously?

@MWhillbilly @BenStiller He did? How did he save America?