Marion F. Adams

@MattWallace888 I’m just

This tells you everything you need to know!

@sarajcox @BBCRadio2 My dad’s ashes. Looked like a massive pile of drugs!

My vitamins made it through customs!! Please tell me about the time you were a little nervous taking something ENTIRELY INNOCENT / COMPLETELY LEGAL thru customs - it just looked strange/dodgy/random! Back on teatime @BBCRadio2 4pm live from Basel!

Comparison of jacked guys vs. fat guys in various outfits. Ask yourself who looks more stylish. 🧵

@Dominos_UK Not finding a hair in your @Dominos_UK pizza.

define 'pleasure'

@Dominos_UK Having a black hair in my @Dominos_UK pizza that last (ever) time I ordered! I am mousy brown. 🤮

what's a sign of bad taste

@Jeremy_Hunt, as your constituent, I urge you to attend the 2nd reading of Kim Leadbeater’s Terminally Ill Adults (End of Life) Bill on 29 November, and vote for choice. Every constituency in Great Britain backs assisted dying, including ours. It’s time to change the law.

@sarajcox Worked with sometime called Ian Waring-Green, he never did.

Prompted by a listener today with the lovely surname Rainbow - Do you have an unusual name that always provokes comment or questions? Maybe you hated your name growing up but love it now or gained/lost a name through marriage. Surnames, First names - all welcome!

@Ecclesbean @mrdanwalker Try Google

@mrdanwalker Who is he?

Good to see #Strictly back I get the feeling that Chris McCausland is going to bring a wonderful chaos to the show 🪩

@sarajcox Yes! Pigeon flew in through the bifolds. Flapped around, scared himself, and the be jeezus out of me. Perched on a ledge, stayed for two hours. Shat down the walls. Had to remove and/or cover all the furniture and push him out with a broom. Worst two hours of everyone’s lives.

Have you or yours ever had a bird trapped in your house or in the same room as you? Tell all please, more deets the better!

@DrabWilly @sliderulesyou Fact!

I know this is technically treason to tweet this, but I suspect that Giles and Mary from Gogglebox might not be very nice people.

@onions2903 @kelvmackenzie You have no idea!!

It’s the work at home mentality, get up, log on, have breakfast, move the mouse a bit , put washing on, look a few things up and do some, get involved in more around the house, lunch , finally get tea started and log off , meanwhile offices are being heated etc . I’d make all go in

@karriepink @thortful It’s not aimed at you. Keep scrolling.

Mother’s Day is coming 🌹 Thank Mum for doing the most tiring, stressful, incredible job.

@ask_aubry Cu*t

Now women and girls can't wear backpacks?

@The_JamesJordan ‘The illegals’?? You can do better than that. Any argument made using inflammatory phrases like that immediately destroys your credibility.

If this happens it’s disgusting! My dad didn’t even live till 71 and paid into the system his whole working life. Is it now to fund all the illegals living in our country putting a strain on the economy and NHS? What is happening to our beautiful country?

@williamcrawley This!!

The #AmericanNightmare series on Netflix exposes one of the most incompetent and misogynist police non-investigations you’ll ever see. And a true hero: Misty Carausu, the female officer from another PD who cracked the case in her very first investigation.

@sarajcox Chipped tooth. Tiny shard in exposed socket. Agony. Went to dentist, put a sharp metal object in exposed socket to retrieve shards. WTF? Screamed “F*%k OFF” at him and ran out. The small child in the waiting room for a check up did not look happy Probably have him fear for life

Let’s go absolutely DENTAL!!! Tell me your best most memorable dental memory? As a toddler biting the dentist? Molar mayhem? Incisor silliness? Nerve wracking rendezvous on the reclining chair of dooooom. I’m braced for some great stories please!

@Life_hell01 @Yorkshire_Grit We all did that at their age, very sadly they had a very tragic outcome. Life is so fragile.

Four decent lads, went off to go wild camping and never made it….let that sink in! They weren’t terrorising the neighbourhood in ski masks, or fighting or in a gang…just nice lads and now they are gone. Breaks your heart 💔 it really does

@jennyeclair I almost clenched myself inside out! However, I did note that (nobody asked) the sleeveless polo next she wore as a ghost was genuinely, actually identical to one I wore………….on the night she died! 😱

I sort of enjoyed series 6 of the crown but can’t believe they thought the ghosts were a good idea - literally my vagina clenched with embarrassment

@henryfraser0 Incredible!! Well done 👏🏼

@sarajcox Got told off by an off duty policeman for firing a spud gun at passing cars on a really quiet road. Mid - late 70s. With my sister and cousin. He said ‘screw yer biscuit’. Still don’t know exactly what it means

Please tell me about the time you were told off in public - by a parent, a stranger, a bus conductor, a zookeeper, a cinema usher? Were you a child or a grown up? 😬Maybe you had to be the teller offer?! The wheres, whats, whens & whys please!