Ministry Of Sarcasm

We all died from Covid and are in hell

"From a Washington perspective, #Pakistan is not a woman to marry, but rather a whore to use and discard. Munir is just the latest pimp. Trump’s term is ending and whoever comes next—Republican or Democrat—will likely agree on one issue: Pakistan is not to be trusted, nor will the United States feel any obligation to respect any Trump promises to Munir." I explain in my latest @SundayGuardian commentary: sundayguardianlive.com/opinion/pakist…

#SnowTires 🦇

Why do humans watch other humans fuck? are they stupid?

Every guy I know who cried for a woman got cheated on.

When you know Gujarat, UP, and now West Bengal will fuck that one community left-right-centre together.

A girlfriend that loves you when you have nothing, has another boyfriend.

She has had sex with uglier guys than you. Approach her, don’t be scared. She's not special.

assasinations used to have a 100% success rate, whats going on

Rural women unattractive, will not gain from Women’s Bill: Mulayam thne.ws/SQV25r

Fusla ke kaise chod liya? Nashik case me sab baatein agreed. Chudi to wo apne marzi se thi danish se? Lured into having sex? Kya bakwas hai ye

@HPhobiaWatch main gora hoon ....i think Priyanka Purohit deserves me

Marry one of them or vote congress

Today, India takes a defining step in its civil nuclear journey, advancing the second stage of its nuclear programme. The indigenously designed and built Prototype Fast Breeder Reactor at Kalpakkam has attained criticality. This advanced reactor, capable of producing more fuel than it consumes, reflects the depth of our scientific capability and the strength of our engineering enterprise. It is a decisive step towards harnessing our vast thorium reserves in the third stage of the programme. A proud moment for India. Congratulations to our scientists and engineers.

Agree or Di€!! Had the BJP not won in 2014 & Modi not taken over as PM, things would be a living hell for Hindus right now.

@HPhobiaWatch @ianuragthakur bhai check DM please

Dalit ab badla bhi le rahe hai Abhi ek Thakur bachi se liye hai, jaldi hi kisi Tiwary bachi se bhi lenge Waise tu to ek Thakur MP @ianuragthakur ke liye kaam karta hai. Socha ki bata du Waise batane ke liye bahut kuch hai. Sahi samay par batayenge

Bumrah bc wicket lene ke baad aise hasta hai jaise usse pata ho saare batsman mere jhaant barabar hai 😭

The gayest thing a man can do is celebrate his birthday

BREAKING: New study finds that nobody is more stressed than a 25-35 year old male who thinks time is running out, per Tirana Post.