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@the_sambu @BrianKipsome oyaah 😂

@BrianKipsome Thats why there is a reason your father will be told by a village shopkeeper you smoke bangi but he will still wait for the news from your mother or elder brother.

President William Ruto confirms that he was informed of the Helicopter crash that claimed Johana Ng'eno by Chief of Defence Forces Gen Charles Kahariri. That statement tells you about the protocol and how the President is briefed of National matters.

These natural oral care routines can get rid of yellow teeth and tartar in no time

@Web3flux These are the books that explain how money works: 1. Where Does Money Come From? 2. The Deficit Myth: Modern Monetary Theory and the Birth of the People's Economy 3. Modern Money Theory: A Primer on Macroeconomics for Sovereign Monetary Systems 4. Princes of the Yen

I’m a big fan of understanding how money actually works. If you know good Podcasts, YouTube channels, or books that explain money, wealth, and economics in a simple way, please share them. I’ll appreciate it and someone else here might need it too.

A Kenyan lady shares a 2026 leave days plan for Kenyan workers who want to make the most of their annual leave. (Courtesy of The Career Whisper)

Christmas shopping mnafanya in the city ,then u expect your local market to grow. How? Change

The difference between smart people and ordinary people.

if you learn about the invisible guest theory it will literally change your perspective about gatherings and socializing

HOW TO PAY YOURSELF AS A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER I came across this online, and since I’ve tried it myself, I can confidently recommend it to any small business owner (SBO) struggling with cash flow. One major mistake most SBOs make is running business transactions through their personal accounts. This rookie mistake often leads to overspending and poor financial control. To avoid this, you must have two separate accounts: one for your business and one for personal use. All business expenses should be paid strictly from the business account. This makes it easier to monitor expenses and accurately determine your profit margin at the end of a given period. I also recommend using a simple Excel template to record and track your revenue and expenses daily. This way, you can easily assess the financial health of your business at a glance. At the end of the month, after deducting all expenses, such as staff salaries, raw materials, supplies, staff motivation, transportation, marketing, taxes, miscellaneous costs, etc., from your revenue, whatever remains is your income. This is where many SBOs become lazy and undisciplined. They start spending the income recklessly because they believe they can always make the money back and don’t answer to anyone. After all, it’s “their money.” You can not have this mindset if you plan to grow and expand your business. Instead, do this: 1. Pay yourself 50% of the income as an employee There is you, and there is your business. Treat your business as a separate entity. When closing your books for the month, pay yourself a salary just as you pay your staff. Transfer this 50% into your personal account. This should cover your personal savings, expenses, and enjoyment. 2. Reinvest 30% of the income back into the business This does not have to be spent immediately if there’s nothing urgent to purchase. You can set it aside until it’s enough to acquire new equipment or fund business growth. Just ensure the money is strictly reserved for the business. 3. Use 10% to pay off debt or business loans If your business is debt-free, you can add this percentage to your business savings. 4. Save 10% in an interest-yielding platform This savings is for your business, not your personal savings. Over time, it helps build financial stability and future expansion capacity. I hope this helps someone out there. Financial discipline is especially challenging when you run a business that brings in daily income, but it’s also what separates sustainable businesses from struggling ones.

The way paint tricks your brain

Are you passionate about our motherland Kenya? Is joining Marurui proving a challenge. Well, ignore the conventional recruitment. Here is the unconventional way to get in. (Note: if you prove your salt, you will be recruited, directly or indirectly) Frame 3 is the summarised job description. 1. Build a cover career. Find a people centric career like farming, sales, marketing or anything scalable, that allows you to interact with people from all levels in the society. While at it, ensure those around you know so little but enough to make them comfortable with your presence. 2. Be an introverted extrovert. Create discussions on matters of national importance, while sharing ever so little on the same. This way, you create plausible deniability while increasing perspectives on key areas, thus sharpening your aptitude traits. 3. Unclutter your mind. This is the second most difficult thing to do. Intelligence is like a rabbit hole, a black hole. The deeper you get in, the more faint the light becomes and wild imagination kicks in. You'll be tempted to be a jerk of all trades, but resist the urge. Focus on an area or two and become exceptionally good at it. 4. Avoid imposter syndrome at all costs. It's easier to lose yourself acting a role. Military and intelligence officers have a unique gait and trait and you will be singled out. You will see an individual you consider a commoner deep in discussion with an Army major or regional intelligence chiefs while one you consider influential being barred from accessing the same Officer. 5. Learn the subtle art of not giving a fuck. If done right, the farmers association will spot you, sport you, and if you are fit, give you a spot in the extreme sport of anomalies spotting. Source: I too don't know.

Degree Holder teachers are paid between 100K-300K depending on experience. And yes, housing is free amongst other benefits

@WSylvesterKaluo @Nashon_Tambo again the bricks sit on hardcores laid around the foundation,so it's impossible for moisture absorption or earthquake

@Nashon_Tambo Sorry but the information you've given may not be 100% correct. First it all depends with how the bricks were treated. Was it done using petrol or the traditional and the most effective way using wood? Properly burnt bricks do not absorb water. Use locally available materials!

Earth bricks may be the predominant and cost-effective building material in Nyanza and Western regions of the country but why would you take chances with your foundation? Given their relatively low compressive strength and high moisture absorption?🤔

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@MPlegal1 @MuriithiPius During Matiang'i as CS recommended that all prisons/remands occupying on city's land should be moved

@MuriithiPius Prisons will be next. Soon, you will hear that prisons should be run by private entities, and the prime land they sit on should be used for other purposes.

Looks like a joke but in Embu County, Kangaru Boys sec school & Kangaru Girls sec school which sit by the Embu-Meru highway, have been earmarked for transfer to another ‘favourable' location. They sit on over 80 acres of prime land.

Another day to remind you that hunting for a laptop should be as easy as checking out this thread. If you have been hunting for a laptop, don't skip this thread. Your hunt for the perfect laptop ends here. Save/Bookmark this thread.

If you're into entrepreneurship, you should read: 1. The Art of War, by Sun Tzu 2. Meditations, by Marcus Aurelius 3. The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin 4. The Art of Money Getting, by P. T. Barnum.

What is the Lore behind choosing your university course ?

@slidesandstains @Garfieldoscar didn't she have children/married?

@Garfieldoscar Isn’t Jaramogi her father?

Why is she being burried at K'ango KaJaramogi and not her husband's home?