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RULES TO TEACH YOUR SON 1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down. 2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs. 3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king. 4. In a negotiation never make the 1st offer. 5. Request the late check-out. 6. When entrusted with a secret keep it.

My shosh died yesterday in my arms at around 4am. I kept on lying to my aunt & mom she was still breathing as we rushed her to hospital. I am not well.

Mask unavalia ukiingia hiyo theater ndio utatoa ukimaliza jioni, saa hiyo mmepiga kama surgeries 7 with the same mask. Simply because "pesa" ya kununua mask governor alienda kutoa mchango ya kanisa.

The rise of armed militias threatens to plunge Kenya into a failed state. On the Southern Bypass, in Kikuyu Town, Kitale Town and in Kisumu City, we have watched as militias have attacked unarmed civilians , with lukewarm response from the security forces. The days of this violent regime are numbered. Let’s register and vote to send this regime to Kamiti @UGMParty #ChukuaKura

PART 2 of #PesalinkTheft and Injustice. Continue Listening to the end

How do MPs approve 1.8 billion for a deputy president to spend in the next 3 months when we have so many problems in this country that that money can solve? Fagia tu hawa waangwana. Do they know what a billion is? Ksh. 1.8B spent over 3 months is Ksh. 20 million spent per day.

Apparently, Karura is doing “water piping works,” because a forest needs piped water lol. Your president has sold this land to your new colonizers.

Weuh!! Imagine this is Ringo MCA lucky summer giving direction to goons how to stub, slaughter na pia kuuwa manze😭😭hizi ni video tutamia ICC. Technology is really doing the lord's work.

In a brazen land grab move, the government has shut down and degazetted the Capitol Hill Police Station, with a source intimating that the Head of Public Service asked the Inspector General of Police to surrender the land. standardmedia.co.ke/national/artic…

Watch this space: 1. There will be a Kenya Skating authority 2. It will have a board of 10 members 3. It will have a Director General 4. It will have an office 5. It will have an administrative staff of 50 6. All skaters must pay an annual fee of 5,000/- 7. All skaters must be licensed and registered 8. All importers of skateboarding equipment must pay an annual fee of 100,000 9. All importers must be licensed and registered 10. The authority will have an annual budget of 250 million KES from the treasury

"When Alexander came into Africa, instead of burning libraries....he sent the books home to Aristotle who rewrote a lot of them and put his own name on them; so a lot of what you think is Aristotle's writings is plagiarism from African writings."

Maraga will sort this out easy

I CREATED #PESALINK Stolen by @KenyaBankers I sued bt justice was #BLOCKED by th High Court Judge & my #APPEAL DENIED ZERO RESOLUTION ,ZERO JUSTICE If u feel PAINED by ths Gross Theft Share so al Kenyans wajue what hapnd #PesalinkScandal #PesalinkInjustice @_James041 @benanuale

Not in Kenya. Our president has been given like 4 nicknames in his 4 year rule so far.

According to Israel Lands Law (Amendment No. 3), Kenyans cannot purchase land in Israel. Why then are Israeli allowed to own land in Kenya.

@ntvkenya Politicians have made everything to be political in this country but kids being creative in political theatre scares them shitless

'No politics' rule change at Drama Festival, school disqualified for mentioning 'Singapore' zurl.co/0BOE6

I genuinely don’t understand this country. How do the Ministry of Energy and Petroleum and the Ministry of Investments, Trade, and Industry formally write to the Kenya Bureau of Standards directing them to allow a fuel consignment that does not meet required quality standards? What exactly are we saying here? That they were fully aware the fuel is substandard, but it should be allowed into the market anyway? This goes beyond negligence. Serious questions about regulatory independence, public safety, and whose interests are actually being protected. Because if standards can be lowered through directives, then what is the role of KEBS in the first place? And more importantly, who bears the cost of that decision? CS Opiyo Wandayi and his counterpart CS Lee Kinyanjui should see the door; if not, then we are just healing Malaria with Panadol,

These old men allege that Senator Ledama Ole Kina has grabbed community-owned camps in Maasai Mara and is building Maison Luxury Camp, named for his son. This is a reward for his silence on the looting and land grabbing going on in Narok County.

There’s this skater by the name Kevin who won Gold for Kenya in Benin. I’m very sure that CS for sports was not even aware of this. He privately paid for his ticket. Cabinet secretaries are busy campaigning for Ruto.

@_shugah Huyu Jaffer ni nani? No one has his picture?

why does William Ruto fear Jaffer, Jaffer has blocked any other person seeking to demonopolize the grain sector, Jaffer is importing substandard fuel, his dealers are arrested but the president can’t touch Jaffer, Jaffer has monopolized the gas sector and Ruto can’t do shit,

@BandareroFred @_shugah BS

@_shugah Maybe for our own peace as a country, always fear these Islamic wannabes who are filthy rich.