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whenever I'm with real yappers i realize I might actually be a listener 😭

I deeply admire people who can organise their thoughts perfectly in real-time conversation 😭 Meanwhile my brain only becomes eloquent after reflection and typing.

I suck at catching shade I be thinkin a bitch talking bout her own self

my hobbies include pattern recognition and psychoanalysis

como una persona puede saber todo a los 18 y nada a los 22 ni a los 23 ni a los 24 ni nunca más en su vida

If I'm already so nostalgic at 23 what will I do when I'm 70

born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

oversleeping is one of my biggest coping mechanisms & the easiest way to tell when I’m going through something.

when i look at my life, i see how kind Allah swt has been to me, so many dua's were answered without me even realizing it, so much protection was given when i didn't know i needed it, i can never be grateful enough for how far Allah's mercy and love has brought me. alhamdulliah

The worst thing that can ever happen to me is watching a movie and not knowing it’s a musical. & all of a sudden chairs start sliding and tap shoes come out? Kill me.

Nowadays you can't even go outside and roam freely, you may end up in someone's vlog

I hope my cecred order gets delivered before WW3 begins

mood for today

My son just fell so hard upstairs it shook da house but I know he was doin somethin he wasn’t supposed to dats why he not cryin. I know he balled up in pain tryna hide it

I know some flare yoga pants hate to see me coming😭

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.

i be so thirsty to laugh i be giggling b4 i even kno what’s funny 😭

my favorite part of being alive is having to wipe the kitchen counters off 317 times a day everyday forever.