Mashaa

@Steezehuman I am 31 and I quit my job to do my odd jobs

I’m 29 Can I start all over again?

@Ian_San254 Its true we used to do it at the University. Instead of eating one would buy some fruit juice for the lady. The problem is one day I almost fainted.

Dear men, having sex on an empty stomach helps you last longer..

@wangareeeee @Its_Roddie DM

@MachariaKir @Its_Roddie How?

Kuna ideas za biz untapped in this country kweli.. Forget the location and all that considerations.. Genuine ideas that you think are yet to be exploited na kuna potential in them..

@wangareeeee @Its_Roddie Inbox

@moneyacademyKE I now understand why we should always remain leaderless. Ni vile tu Wakenya hawaezi gomea izi magari na tuset our own fares wenye wanataka kubeba wabebe

Matatus Owners Association has now fully called off its planned strike on Tuesday after talks with the government.

@Its_Roddie Na kupata kazi doesnt equal kupata purpose

In Kenya, with only academic papers, without generational wealth, scamming and corruption, your life starts at 27- 30.. That's when you find a job, you find purpose and direction.. There is nothing like starting over at 29 because you haven't even started

@Yusto680876 Buy pikipiki tano unipee nitakuwa nakuekea 40k kila mwezi

Ni biz gani unaeza ekelea 1.3 million ikupee 60 to 70k every month?

@jojo__joe These are business people not rich people

Sasa matajiri wakikopeshana pesa huwa wanasema, "Oyaa, ebu weka 1.5M kwa ile account yangu ya KCB nitakurefund kesho?"😭😂Damn!

@joelM_CEO Mbwa😂😂😂

@MachariaKir Na hip data science yako dinywa

2 years after finishing my degree, I am going back to keimtisii😂😂

@kaboya01 Do you know if you were paid 8k in early 2000s it is equivalent of 56k of today

Millennials are the reason employers wanalipa watu hata 8k, those mfs can even work for free

@njanja_dennis There is a generational rivalry being engineered because the system saw that the unity can be very detrimental to the political system. Lakini nyinyi wote juu ni mafala endeleeni kupigana. Kulikuwa na generation ilikuwa inajiita dot com, most of them waliuliwa na ukedi.

I'm a millennial but truth be told, millennials are the problem. They are the weak link in the society, the bootlickers in the corporate scene. Hawa ndo wanaamka 2AM kutafuta gari wafike job juu kuna matatu strike without complaining. Hawa ndo bado wanakaliwa na mabibi na their baby mamaaas. Same people that normalized being paid 20k or 30k in corporate making corporate Kenya become a slavery. Hawa ndo bado walikuwa wanavolunteer for a 3 month internship or attachment with no pay, wengine wao walikuwa wanalipa those internships ndo kampuni iwachukue. Ndo hawa hawa bado wanaenda job time kuna a nationwide matatu strike na magari zao wanaenda kupigwa huko Upper Hill karibu magari zichomwe. So when Gen Z says, millennials are the problem, as a millennials that refused to conform to Millennials norms, I totally understand and agree with them. Millennials, change or perish. Hio uwoga mnakuwanga nayo mingi muache.

@ivymuthe He has really promoted the laptop, desk and chair business.

What do you know about this young man

@Collolitamoi Kama kuna mtu hapa ako na bike na anasumbuliwa na mwenye amepea akuje inbox kila mwezi nimiekeange 6k with service on my side.

The boda boda rider works twelve hours a day and takes home KES 200. He is not lazy. He is not unlucky. He is paying for a motorcycle he does not own yet. And nobody showed him the full mathematics before he signed. Here is how it starts. A young man needs work. No capital. Someone tells him about a motorcycle dealer offering hire purchase. Deposit of KES 15,000 to KES 20,000. Daily payments for twelve to twenty-four months. It sounds like opportunity. But opportunity with a cost the shop never fully explained. The actual numbers. Motorbike cash price: KES 120,000. Deposit: KES 20,000. Daily payment: KES 400. Duration: 18 months. 400 multiplied by 30 days is KES 12,000 per month. 12,000 multiplied by 18 months is KES 216,000. Add the KES 20,000 deposit. Total paid: KES 236,000. For a motorcycle worth KES 120,000 cash💔💔💔

@SokoAnalyst Wee mzee rudi pekee yako wacha kutafuta valodation apa

The city is no longer a dream; it is a trap with rent, taxes, bills, joblessness and hunger waiting at the door. Go back home. Build in the village. Plant food. Keep animals. Create your own survival system. A difficult time is coming, and the State will not save you. Thread 🧵

@Web3flux Wee ni fala

Kuna Life 9-5 will never give you hata uchape kazi miaka ngapi. Utakua unaonea Social Media na kwa TV ukisema watu wanaosha pesa huku nje but in real sense watu wanajituma. Be ambitious enough to also live a life that hata ukifika 40 na udedi atleast you lived a life.

@_no_strings @_lennoxomondi Is it possible to stabilize a business when you are not there?

@_lennoxomondi Never seen a tweet so sober like this!!!! Kama uko in a stable job with a salary of over 50k..don't quit!!! Just start the business on the side quit when it's stable that's after an year or two

Niliquit 9-5 ilikuwa inanilipa 150k/month. Imenitake two years for my company kunilipa 67k/month na nafanya kazi from 7AM to 11PM every day, na sometimes unapata uko na employees wanakupea the hardest time ever, na kuwafuta kazi ni even more expensive. Every month uko na bills za kulipa in the millions, end month kila mtu ako happy isipokuwa wewe juu uko na another 30 days kuraise another million. Na imagine all this trouble ndiyo net salary yako ikuwe 50k Sometimes doh haitoshi unasema wacha ulipe the employees alafu KRA utawatumia yao by 9th, unajaribu kupata loan bank inakataa juu hauna shamba ya security, inafika 15th unapata weird calls, unashika unapata ni KRA, unawaambia utawalipa next Friday, wanakuambia Friday haiwezekani, labda Thursday. Inabidi uongee with one of your clients akulipe mapema, anakusomea akikuambia biz haifanywi hivo but anaitikia eventually. Next week inafika unalipa KRA, SHA,NSSF, Housing Levy. Unahave some peace kidogo only to realize that next week ni end month na this time uko na deficit kubwa kushinda last month, and the cycle continues. Kama uko 9-5 na uko sawa, I can’t advise you to quit. Heri ujaribu entrepreneurship in parallel but usiquit job yako. It feels good when you tell people that you quit your job to pursue your dream but you also need to understand that your dream will take time before it starts paying the bills, and it might also die before you eat a shilling from it.

@KenyanSays Uanajua unasema 30k jamaa za 50k gross zinafikiria ziko sawa

Paying someone a salary of under KSh 30,000 in Nairobi for a 9-to-5 job, 5 to 6 days a week, should be declared illegal and inhumane!

@kaylem_the1 @254_icon Mzee hii ni kujiconsole. Itakuhit tu. Unless wee ni robot

@254_icon Growing up we were programmed how to live to societal expected to the point we can't think for our own. The aim is not to please watu , it's to live your life.

Ukitoka Nairobi uende ushago utashangaa sana. All your peers are in serious marriages,with 2 cows,5 goats and a 3 bedroom structure,all with wives and PP1 class pupils. Wewe ni sherehe hii town, wamama na maandamano