ev (live forever)

but now its all gone and you know it's no fun

cameron diaz tummy

watching Charlie's Angels (2003)

@GrahamGano @NFLPA BUT NOT FOR YOU ✌️🚮

Excited about the future of the @NFLPA 👏

da fuckin mets baby

based i would have done the same

@motorhomelabs ooo la la

Cherry sakura Red Bull with Cointreau at 10 am groyper

brushing my teeth while smoking

stop treating women like people

why ship everything around the world. pave africa. filter the oceans to cool it. solar might actually work there.

i imagine africa as one giant data center

@SCHIZO_FREQ i sent this to you. why lie

Friend is texting this guy and he just sent her an all-time hall-of-fame message

girls love to wake you up and yell at you for not being ready so that u can spend 30 minutes watching them pee

What’s the point in being tall and black if you’re gonna be retarded and dog shit at basketball

My zoomer girlfriend is forcing me to wear a red flannel shirt all day and eat avocado toast and grow an ironic ill fitting beard style, she calls me a "millennial piggy" and when I complain she says "oh that's so sad why don't you listen to some sad music on your turntable record player then". She throws bottles of craft beer at me and laughs

@DlRTYSHlRT ya im sure that bloke means it

noel gallagher wishes all his muslim fans an amazing eid mubarak. selamat hari raya, maaf zahir dan batin 😙

@based16z tweet of the year

#DieHard "we'll be sitting on a beach earning 20%." 72/20= 3.5. 2025-1988=37, 37/3.5=10. So 640M would double 10 times. bruh

rudiger is ape