Michael Ackerman

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Michael Ackerman

@Mackerm2

Low-engagement account, according to Grok.

San Gabriel Valley Katılım Ekim 2018
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UK Prime Minister
UK Prime Minister@10DowningStreet·
Together with our allies, we condemn in the strongest terms recent attacks by Iran on unarmed commercial vessels in the Gulf, attacks on civilian infrastructure including oil and gas installations, and the de facto closure of the Strait of Hormuz by Iranian forces.
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Michael Ackerman
Michael Ackerman@Mackerm2·
@stkms0011223344 If there were any confusion, just point out that your child is the one who's alive. Curious, though, what went into selecting this particular image? "Adorable child with the barest hint of evil." "Rosemary' baby, but little does he know."
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STKMS
STKMS@stkms0011223344·
What if you named your kid after Caesar Chavez?
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critter
critter@BecomingCritter·
single serve bagel-shaped disc of cream cheese
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@PresKrekorian If Angelenos cared about every piddling criminal accusation, they'd have renamed Griffith Park a long time ago.
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Fan of Major Events Paul Krekorian (parody)
I wonder how many streets in Los Angeles are named for rapists. I might need to do an audit pre-Olympics and get a Council Member to rename them.
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Jonathan Kadmon
Jonathan Kadmon@JonathanKadmon·
@jvgraz Perhaps they should get friendlier with Google. Javier Bardem has been very publicly blacklisted by several major hollywood studios. There are Variety articles and everything.
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99% Johnny Graz
99% Johnny Graz@jvgraz·
The other galling part of this is the use of "Uber Driver" as if it's some lower species. These people have such absolute contempt for the workers who make their privileged, pampered lives possible.
Lior 🪬@ChaiLife613

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Michael Ackerman
Michael Ackerman@Mackerm2·
@jvgraz I think it was a pretty decent comeback. (Somebody please ask @jvgraz to take me off mute, so he can elaborate on this nonsense.)
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Michael Ackerman
Michael Ackerman@Mackerm2·
@elonmusk The Republicans are doing *exactly* what their voters want. Some Republican voters pretend they're betrayed.
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Kelsey Sproat 💕
Kelsey Sproat 💕@BecomingKelsey·
Long live the Oxford comma. I will die on this hill, dammit.
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@jvgraz Istanbul, the capital of the Ottoman Empire, is Euro. Trash? That's up to you.)
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Crémieux
Crémieux@cremieuxrecueil·
Everyone has stripes known as Blaschko's lines. These are normally not visible and are generally only present if there's an issue, chimerism, etc. But some birds can see them!
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Michael Ackerman@Mackerm2·
@jvgraz OMG, then it that's true, so is the online stuff. (I fully understand if you're not allowed to comment.)
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DawsAngeles
DawsAngeles@DawsAngeles·
Please stop calling it Cali. You’re an adult.
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@jvgraz And even if they do, you won't believe them. So what proof will you demand?
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