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@JamesSurowiecki Hunter does that himself!

Does Florida actually publicly update turnout by party registration in real time? That's pretty impressive.

@mrpxssy Shocking if true

I just voted in Philadelphia and I can't believe what I saw. at the polling place, they asked if you were voting for Harris or Trump and the ppl who said they were voting for Trump were taken out back and spanked and forced so say "I'm a stupid baby help me I'm a stupid gay baby"

@nytimes What could possibly go wrong?

Elon Musk plans to spend election night with Donald Trump, giving the former president direct access to the person controlling X, a key information platform, on what could be a chaotic evening. nyti.ms/3Apvv1R

@coachsharon6 @SpeakerMcCarthy Yeah, respect is earned

@MacniffMike @SpeakerMcCarthy Absolutely no respect.

I am saddened to hear of Bernie’s passing. Bernie was a great friend, a visionary entrepreneur, and a true embodiment of the American spirit. He will be missed but never forgotten. My prayers are with his family.

The billionaire co-founder of Home Depot believed “woke people have taken over the world.” trib.al/23B02Lz

@jessjones327 She didn’t have sex

@thedailybeast Her check must have cashed

Only a week earlier, Megyn Kelly appeared to be enraged at Trump, ripping his MAGA rally at Madison Square Garden as a “bro-tastic” spectacle designed to repel female voters. trib.al/P7OKFDu

@patriottakes Huckabitch looks like she’s got a weiner in there

“Everyone say ‘Cricket’”

@patriottakes I know you are…but what am I

Kari Lake: “The truth is Joe Biden did not win with 81 million votes, and if you believe he did then you are the conspiracy theorist.”

@DavidCornDC That wasn’t spit…and Trump probably did it

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Donald Trump defended me when the left criticized me and someone spit on my car. He’s good for women.

@ThatEricAlper They really should stick to music and not be all political and shit

32 years ago today, Rage Against the Machine released their debut album, and lemme tell you, kids, you think it sounds good now? Imagine when WE first heard it in 1992.

@TizzyEnt No…they’re gonna SECDEE!

So let's follow the logic here, if Harris manages to get the MAJORITY vote in Texas and "turn it blue" the state will secede. So if she wins over the majority of Texas, then a minority of Texans will make the entire state secede? Got it.

The cocaine spiral Don Jr. is about to enter is going to be legendary and told of for generations.

@gtconway3d Big Dick Energy right there

He’s practicing his cell-block shuffle

Trump appointee Brendan Carr accused the NBC show of “using the public airwaves to exert its influence for one candidate on the eve of an election.” trib.al/SRsucA0

@atrupar Your honor, I project!

Trump: "Hillary Clinton, who's a smart woman, much smarter than Kamala but doesn't lie as much. Hillary was a liar. A horrible scoundrel. But this one lies so much. She's a low IQ individual. She doesn't even know she's lying. She's a very low IQ individual. She's dumb as a rock"

@SundaeDivine Hard to Kill (another slice of pizza)

@samstein @SimonWDC Checking all the vaginas

Trump tonight says he is going to have RFK Jr. working on "women's health"

@RonFilipkowski REDRUM

OMG. This is a total beat down. We have waited a long time for someone to say this to Josh Hawley’s face. Well here it is.