🚀 Marius

@zalandolounge i am confused. I am looking at a product in your app costs 569 euro, with a crossed out UVP of 2250 euro. However, on the producer website the product costs 795 euro, plus a 12% discount at checkout. Bottom line, where’s that 2250 coming from?

@UberEats I moved in a new building 6mo ago but somehow I still cannot select my building number on your maps. Very frustrating to have to contact the courier every time to tell them the correct number. Can we change that?

@DHLPaket what does it mean when a package shows a "delivery not possible, recipient has been notified" but I was actually at home, no one ringed and there's also no notification in the mail box? Plus, my package is now at some semi-random DHL station and not at the closest one!

@KennyPirman Sounds like you’re now prepared for both a post-apocalyptical 2021 or a vacation to Dubai.

Last year was pretty great I learned to drive stick and I got my sailing license how about it

@DHLPaket How do I find my package? In online tracking it says it was delivered to a neighbour, but the name there does now show up anywhere in my building or the next one. First time I ever see that name. What to do?

@TradeRepublicDE after 15 min waiting for the web identification, “The agent hang up”. Not cool!

@kenny_pizza Melancholy hack: stop right before the last page.

Does anyone else get really emotional and melancholic after finishing any book, no matter their endings?

@Ryanair could you help with this, please? I need to do the checkin for my 3mo, and I'm not sure which kind of document should I choose. Thank you!

@Ryanair I would love an answer here. ✈️✈️✈️

Nobody: LinkedIn Recruiters: I think you’d be a perfect fit for this role which requires a language you’ve never programmed in, in a city you just moved out of, on a 6 month contract.

@kenny_pizza *pasta

"A price?", The blind woman cackled, flashing ancient yellowed teeth and a predatory smile. "Of course theres a price. The price...", she grins to no one, "...is your past."

@Deliveroo are distance based delivery fees also active in Berlin?

@foodora_de hey, your new website now has the classic issue of @lieferando 's website - it does not work with a ad blocker enabled. Hint: a `try/catch` would take that page a long way

@MischieMaria I skipped, however, the leg day.

@kenny_pizza It's already been done, a guy was elected president after promising the a really big wall behind which you can poop. A big Starbucks right by it. You need to get your own agenda.

If I am elected president, I promise that wherever coffee is sold, it will be illegal to not have bathrooms, and that all such establishments be equipped with cozy pooping places as well as fast wifi.

@kenny_pizza In UK the only spice they have is girls.

The only spice in russia is mayonnaise

@kenny_pizza Russians meddling again

Executive council for the win

@Parcel2Go my parcel shipped on the 20th and in tracking there's still no info. what's up?

@kenny_pizza You can never go wrong with le haut-dogue

Visiting a restaurant and attempting to eat in a francophonic land is the most stressful thing someone can do with their time.