Uncle Papi

This April was a whirlwind of textbooks, political alignments and policy discussions. So much learning, so little sleep 😴 #AprilDump #Politics #Goverance #pillarsofdemocracy

@BukolaHarrison Hahaa the comments kill me 😂

If you see me in ur room what will you do with me

In your 20s, you’ll probably get the urge to pursue a master’s degree. It’s better you do.

Unrelated but any phone you get and the battery capacity is 100%, just know the battery has been changed.

You wey suppose milk that 'sapa tag' wella and turn it to a niche on this app just like Daniel Regha and the likes ...you run go tear iphone14 pro 😹🙌🏽👍🏽

That guy who posted the dividend of ₦14million from GTCO. He said he bought 1.3m shares during the GTCO public offer in 2024. Meaning he spent ₦57million to buy. Those shares are worth ₦170million today. Investing is sweet if you know what you're doing.

Dear @Alookman_ When Olise picked France and Musiala picked Germany, you chose Nigeria. They took the easy route, you took the hard one , that’s what great footballers do. For your sacrifices, I’m backing you today. Go show the world you’re the best LW on the planet. Sink Mosquera. Sink Arteta. Sink Arsenal. Sink their fans. Your biggest fan, Olivia 💕

You want to buy dividend? 😫😂 You never ready be that

@Tejotheweirdo Me 👋🏾

Somebody point me to the best ass eater.

I have tasted Masters, I have tasted PhD. I recommend therapy.

Who cancelled lunch in Nigerian homes?

Guys, I got removed from the office group chat after my boss said, “Lateness shows lack of discipline,” and I replied, “Delayed salaries show lack of motivation.” 🫩😭

You must learn to enjoy life without needing an audience to see that you are enjoying life.

Thank you for this meal Bruno Fernanj!!!

My sister got her 4th divorce today and my dad crashing out in the family group chat

First time I woke up to over 50m I was never the same woman again

I finally got a new phone 📱 starved and saved for this day and I’m glad I finally got my first iPhone ❤️❤️

I just promised my uncle’s son an iPhone 17 Pro Max, the same way his father promised me a bicycle back then. Aluta Continua!

I have 3 master’s degrees and a PhD so trust me, I’ve tasted academic validation and I highly recommend getting academic validation.

KDB that made Vini start singing “Ohhh Kevin De Bruyne” Bruno doesn’t even have a chant anybody knows in Man United 😭😭

🚨🗣️ Paul Pogba on Bruno Fernandes and Kevin De Bruyne debate, who’s actually better? “I love Bruno Fernandes, okay? The guy has this fire, this Portuguese heart that drags a whole team with him. He scores big goals, he fights, he’s emotional – fans connect with that. But if we’re talking pure football intelligence, the complete midfielder who sees the game like a chess grandmaster… come on, it’s not even close. Kevin De Bruyne is on another level. The way he reads spaces, the weight of his passes, the way he can dictate tempo without screaming or waving his arms… it’s surgical. Bruno makes things happen with passion and directness – and yes, sometimes chaos. De Bruyne makes things inevitable. One mistake from the opponent and it’s over because Kevin already saw it three moves ahead. I’ve faced both in different moments. Bruno can win you a game in a moment of magic or a penalty box scramble. But De Bruyne? He wins you seasons. He controls matches when the score is 0-0, when it’s tight, when the opponent parks the bus. That vision, that consistency over 90 minutes, the way he elevates everyone around him without needing the spotlight… that’s the midfielder I would build my team around. Bruno is the guy you want when you’re chasing the game and need a hero. De Bruyne is the guy who makes sure you rarely have to chase. People get emotional because Bruno wears his heart on his sleeve and United fans need that hope right now. But cold football truth? If I had to pick one to win me titles over the next five years, I’m taking De Bruyne every single day of the week. No debate.”