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@SBF_FTX @realDonaldTrump You wont be pardoned.

@realDonaldTrump issues ultimatum to Iran → Strait reopens → oil plunges back below $94/📷 and falling Reminder: average price over whole of 2022 under Biden = $99

@blsm77 @abierkhatib @MadsDnielsen

@abierkhatib All part of Don Tzu’s plan 🤣

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂

@MadsDnielsen @Cointelegraph Han klarer det ikke så godt

@Cointelegraph @Magus_Khan tak for denne gang

🚨 NOW: Crypto trader James Wynn has been liquidated shorting Bitcoin on Hyperliquid, wiping his account from $100M down to just $900, per Arkham.

@MadsDnielsen @realDonaldTrump Krigen i Iran er sikker Bidens skyld

@realDonaldTrump @Magus_Khan not aged well

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

@AshleyDCan Surprised?

as soon as Pam Bondi got fired, I saw MAGA accounts blaming her for the Epstein files failed release and saying how awful she is then Trump posted that he loves her and now they are praising her again these people do not think for themselves

@fishingcash @forallcurious Wtf is this take

@forallcurious Who can prove the BIGBANG？ Have you guys ever think about that Why there is so much water on the earth， Why the distance of earth away from the sun is just perfect， Why there is no aliens contact us？

If Big Bang created the universe then what existed before the Big Bang?

@EpsilonTheory Winning

Are we having fun yet?

@shaulykk @Fartun333 @MarioNawfal Bye 👋

@Fartun333 @MarioNawfal It's not about Article 5, it's about helping out (defensive, NOT offensive) the country that's been subsidizing your defense for decades when they ask for some help. We don't need NATO, we should leave.

🇺🇸 Trump: "I'm so disappointed in NATO, because this was a test for NATO. We're gonna remember. Remember this in a number of months from now. Remember my statements." Will this be the perfect excuse to leave NATO?

@SteffenFrolund Fortjent 🥳

Genvalgt 💛

@van00sa Who was charged though

Before Trump announced a halt to Iran strikes this morning, 10 suspicious wallets on Polymarket (created at the same time, with no history) bet $160,000 on a ceasefire by end of March, paying over $1 million. Then Trump posted on Truth Social. $1.7 trillion was added to stocks and oil dropped $17. Just before the announcement, $1.5 billion in S&P futures was bought and $192 million in oil futures was sold , suspicious orders 4-6x larger than anything else in the market at the time This isn’t the first time. 6 wallets made $1.2 million betting on the exact date the Iran strikes started. Israeli police opened a criminal investigation and 2 people have already been charged. Is it luck?

@SteffenFrolund Der bør ligeledes tages et kig på skattereglerne for ETF'er. Vores regler er så evigt forældede og det straffer den almene dansker og dennes muligheder for, at investere.

Tiden er kommet til at krypto ikke længere skal behandles skandaløst ringe 🤝 Jeg har i 4 år slået i en dyne hvad angår statens grove behandling af krypto i Danmark. Det handler nok om min tech-startup-investor baggrund. Jeg forstår det de andre er uvidende om her. Undervejs i min dyneboksning har regeringen endda forslået at behandle området værre - men det fik jeg med gode kræfters hjælp heldigvis standset. Vi var på vej fra asken ind i ilden med en helt igennem tech-ignorant lagerskat. Nu er en ny ansvarlig regerings næste opgave at gå fra asken hen til noget godt. Nu skal den ringe behandling af krypto stoppe. Situationen i dag er at alt fra folkeskolelærere og førtidspensionister er slået personligt konkurs af skat - uden at have tjent penge der kunne beskattes først. Alene fordi socialdemokratiet i årevis har ønsket det var sådan. Dybt amoralsk. Vi vælger generelt alt for ofte forkert i Prometheus-myten. Vi har heldigvis ikke forbudt og smadret brugen af ild, bare fordi ild kan brænde. Vi har høstet ildens goder. Vi har tilgengæld smadret brugen af magiske sten til energi (atomkraft) og vi har smadret kryptoaktiver, fordi de - ligesom alting - har nogle potentielle bagsider. På den måde mangler vi så alle dets fordele. Var ilden opfundet idag, så havde venstrefløjen været imod den. Der er ikke nogle seriøse steder at sætte dit kryds, andre end hos LA og mig, hvis du ønsker at fikse dette. Så simpelt er det. Red førtidspensionister og skolelærere fra de mest absurde skattesager, stem LA. Lad moderne teknologier gøre vores liv bedre, mere bekvemme og rigere, stem LA.

@elonmusk Wen Grok roll out in Scandinavia???

Try Tesla self-driving! It’s awesome.

@BRICSinfo @MadsDnielsen

🇺🇸🇯🇵 Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before starting war with Iran? President Trump: "We wanted surprise. " "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"

@MaxxChewning If you live in a country where your girl cannot pump gas without being safe, move...

Hey dudes out there, what’s your take on your wife/girl pumping gas alone for her car? Cool with it or ideally you do it for her out of safety precautions?

@HermesLux @LakotaMan1 Maga cope israel

@LakotaMan1 This appears to be a very strategic move by Trump to pull out of NATO and work directly with the countries that want to work with the US and the rest of them can figure it out on their own.

I love how Trump asked the world for help with Iran and the world basically told him to go fuck himself.

@MadsDnielsen @StaniKulechov Tænker tilgengæld man har rigeligt med penge hvis man casual har 50mio på telefonen man swapper i én transaktion

@StaniKulechov @Magus_Khan fuuuak en øv dag... lige at bytte 50.000.000 UDST til værdi af 36.000 usdt i aave

Earlier today, a user attempted to buy AAVE using $50M USDT through the Aave interface. Given the unusually large size of the single order, the Aave interface, like most trading interfaces, warned the user about extraordinary slippage and required confirmation via a checkbox. The user confirmed the warning on their mobile device and proceeded with the swap, accepting the high slippage, which ultimately resulted in receiving only 324 AAVE in return. The transaction could not be moved forward without the user explicitly accepting the risk through the confirmation checkbox. The CoW Swap routers functioned as intended, and the integration followed standard industry practices. However, while the user was able to proceed with the swap, the final outcome was clearly far from optimal. Events like this do occur in DeFi, but the scale of this transaction was significantly larger than what is typically seen in the space. We sympathize with the user and will try to make a contact with the user and we will return $600K in fees collected from the transaction. The key takeaway is that while DeFi should remain open and permissionless, allowing users to perform transactions freely, there are additional guardrails the industry can build to better protect users. Our team will be investigating ways to improve these safeguards going forward.

@dflipflopp @coinbureau Don't think you understand what happened

And it’s stories like this is why the general public does not trust crypto. Too many scams. To lose that kind of money instantly is bullshit. No one deserves that. Thats not volatility or fees. Thats theft. There is only one “crypto” an individual should consider. Bitcoin. No games.

🚨 HOW TO LOSE 50 MILLION DOLLARS IN ONE CLICK. The founder of Aave just confirmed one of the most brutal transactions in DeFi history. Here is the exact breakdown: • A user attempted to market buy 50 million in AAVE using USDT. • The interface warned them of extreme price impact. • The user manually confirmed the warning on their phone and executed. • The $50,000,000 swap returned only 324 AAVE (~$36,000). The protocol is returning 600K in fees but the underlying capital is gone.

@PantsStanky @scottmelker @SuiNetwork No one cares about your $2.000 bag, lol. Calm your tits

@Magus_Khan @scottmelker @SuiNetwork Grok, please explain for the uninitiated and ill informed. x.com/i/grok/share/1…

ARK INVEST WARNS ONE-THIRD OF $BTC SUPPLY AT RISK FROM QUANTUM COMPUTING THREAT

@PantsStanky @scottmelker @SuiNetwork 🤡

@scottmelker Ethereum as well. @SuiNetwork has already solved the quantum threat for most non EVM chains, you're welcome.

@arkham @grok tldr

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