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The real song @seyi_vibez

Frank Edoho’s ex-wife cried to Chike about her marriage falling apart, only for him to take advantage of her 😭😭😭, na this Same format Odumodu been wan use run Carter wife that time, but she cast am😂😂

When I realize say money get power na when I collect my first cashout that year, I credit my mama better funds make she take arrange foodstuff in bulk, na that day I stop dey wash plate for house.

I don keep kraken wey Junior bring come from uk for me for freezer since a month plus now. E never freeze na just bottle dey freeze. Fake alcohol will kill Nigerians before drunk driving.

nobody watch film pass 100l university students that have 3 exams the next day

One time I told my boyfriend, “I need to pee so I don’t get a UTI.” He nodded and said, “Yeah, so you don’t get pregnant too.” I stopped walking and turned around. “Excuse me?” This grown man genuinely believed that if a woman did not pee quickly enough after sex, she could get pregnant. As if sperm were just standing around waiting to be flushed away like they missed the last train. I asked him to explain. He said he thought peeing afterward was what prevented both UTIs and pregnancy. So apparently, in his mind, the female reproductive system was basically a plumbing issue. I just stared at him. There are moments in a relationship when you suddenly realize you need to know a lot more about.......

Lmaoooo this mercor ai of a thing Nobody is making free money and coming here to tell you people sha 🤣

My mom was sentenced to die for killing my dad, and for six years, no one believed she was innocent. But minutes before the execution, my little brother hugged her and whispered: “Mom… I know who hid the knife under your bed.” ....

Na person wey talk say "Akosile eda ti wa" still sing "o je bomb motherfucker"

nobody like. highness pass yahoo boys, why them like highness like that bro?

Why can’t we have someone score 400/400 in JAMB? Are you telling me there’s not a single student brilliant enough to perfectly ace it?

log (😅) = 💧log 😄

Men used to go to war. Now dudes panic and unsend a message because she took 12 minutes to reply.

they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent

This stage pass my age

Nigerians are begging world bank to stop giving us loans, una don learn from palmpay. 😂

Copy from one paper = Plagiarism Copy from several papers = Literature review 🤣🤣🤣

My first Uni test I got a 68 and actually cries in the classroom. Today I got a 52 on an exam and I took myself out for chicken and chips.

Wait first USA are denying Players and Officials VISA for the World Cup 😂😂😂 Y’all are about to experience the worse World Cup in history

Fumbling a 9/10 will have you calling yourself a retard for a month. Fumbling a 6.5/10 with winged eyeliner and a good personality will have you smoking cigarettes on the balcony at 2 am 7 years later

I dey happy about money heist wey come out,my jnr bro say "4yrs from now na 2030" na once mood spoil 💔