Buchi Benjamin

Confused on What Analyst Role to Choose A thread: 1. Business analyst: A business analyst is responsible for an organization's business processes and identifying areas for improvement. They're also involved in implementing new systems or software to streamline the processes.

@alphablacktv @MasculineNotes @Savage_Manhood Abimelech had to travel far to get a wife for Isaac. Jacob served seven years to get a manipulated wife and another 7 yrs for Racheal. It's always been hard, that's why 'he that findeth', You go look for am like kilode.

@MasculineNotes @Savage_Manhood To find a good partner right now is very hard.

Before dating any woman, I asked my mom what I should look for in a woman. I thought she would say: Low body count No guy friends Don’t go to clubs But instead she said this:

@Tspiceskitchen Nahhhh, Just one person dropping dead now as a result of God's judgement, all man will live corrently. You know how the whole world was in panic cause of covid, that dear will drop on people is God went back to that kind leviticus style.

Re-reading the Old Testament especially Leviticus has me shook🥺 God was strict! Our generation would never have survived😭😭 we'd all be cooked! Thank God for Jesus🙏

@sinovuyo001 Yesterday was our anniversary and I just asked my wife to go choose a good bag, she was asking me price range, and I told her just send 3 options. I chose one sharp one and she just dey jump. She be no expect am... My boss said always buy her something good.

As a man, if you don’t spoil your woman, another man will and he’ll make her too expensive for you to approach.

@JosephUgbonma That's where prophecy comes in. Hit her with 2 words of knowledge about her family, and see her fold and asking God for mercy

She called me the Anti-Christ because I was preaching the gospel on the street.

@Eva_Sommie This is only possible if you're not also building yourself. I advised the richest guy in my set to get an auditor when he opened a business newly. He said he didn't need it and will run his business anyhow. Today he needs my services and I wan use billing follow am.

Once you’re doing better than your friends I think you should cut them off it brings jealousy.

@treazyblaq Abacha, Achicha, Otipiri, Eberebe ji

Your life is on the line… and the only way to save it is by cooking an Igbo dish 🍲 What are you making to defend your life?

@taadelodun Boss, you live in UK sir, the system is not gadget oriented. Let's always attach context in this thing. If you're in lagos and have to wait for public transport from one place to another, you'll surely need a car.

I am 40, and I don't have a car yet. My confidence is 1000000x. Put me in a room with Dangote or Donald Trump. I will walk up and talk to them. I coach millionaires every day! You don't need external validation when you have worked on yourself.

@Aduradara61049 Them never owe you 10 months salary and yet want you to cone to work daily and still meet your deliverables.

I’m sorry but quitting a job for your mental health and not having a backup is stupid

@marvis129 @ChuksEricE Dey play, drug guys are the most strict and ruthless ever. They don't mingle business with friendship.

@ChuksEricE Weed wey him and him guys go later smoke

This guy was asked what business he would start if given ₦5 million to stop doing Agbero work in Lagos, baba said he will turn to "Weèd dealer"👀👀

@zyainy But why work as a contract stuff for 15 years. She could've done some courses like ICAN and have more advantage and better placement either in the company or some other one.

She was sacked without prior notice after 15 years of working as a contract staff with one of the famous Nigerian banks. She was settled with 500k 🥲🥲🥲🥲💔💔💔💔

@soggy4love @plusone85 @the_beardedsina It also has crazy overhead.

@plusone85 @the_beardedsina Medical lab is a very Lucrative business,was discussing this with a friend yesterday night.

If you have a lot of money or know people that have lots of money. Ideas that can make you a Billionaire. 1 Invest in Dialysis centers- more people are having Kidney diseases, transplant isn't affordable, more people need Dialysis, We don't have enough centers. Solve it

@plusone85 @the_beardedsina For a standard set up lab, let's say 500M - 1B. With this you can start working towards ISO Certification. If you want to add radiology to it, budget 2B - 4B.

@the_beardedsina Like how much to set up a medical lab where people do test ?

@success25290 @somtodeyforyo She already has a man, and possibly the bag was bought by her man.

@somtodeyforyo She said that when a woman dresses in expensive clothes, bags, and hair, it might scare away a man who wants to marry her because he may see her as too expensive to maintain.” Now na she come Dey carry expense things ,na una sabi oo

$2.5k for bag “come & sow a seed in yur life” dem dey use yur seed fund their lifestyle.😂💔

@yabaleftonline This guy nah better Dumela. Fat fuuuulllll

Social media candidates no dey ever win election. Na noise una get umu bingo — Socialite Cubana Chief Priest.

if you have a strong faith of buying your first car this year, repost.

@OtitoNosike Talk is cheap. Start from where you are to make a difference.

Nigerians must continue to pray that someone like myself never makes it to Aso Rock as President. I am telling you now, the very first thing I will do is place heavy restrictions on religion. Pastors will be required to obtain a permit from the State House before they can operate, and that permit will be renewed every year. Their sermons will be closely monitored, and any preacher who dares to say what my government has not approved will instantly have his permit revoked. His church, which, by law, will not be allowed to hold more than thirty people at a time (if the thirty-first shows up, he will be instantly remanded in a psychiatric ward), will immediately be converted into a science institute, a public library, or a government re-education center. The pastor himself will be sent to a state-run institution for reorientation, where he will remain until he shows clear signs of accepting the worldview of the state before he is allowed to return to society.

George Carlin once said, “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” What is a good example of that?

@big_badda3 You didn't go and bank the documents with a bank . You don't also have a lawyer who can help you lease it for gain/rent. Some of you need to read the book of proverbs and make sure to focus on every verse that speaks on 'fool or foolish man'.

In 2010, I bought a piece of land in FCT and later built a house on it with a lot of hard work and dedication. Before I traveled to Germany in 2015, I handed over the house keys and the documents to my uncle. I told him to move in with his wife and four children so they could live there comfortably and also help take care of the house until i returned to Nigeria. I trusted him completely bcos he's my family. I believed he would protect and manage my property, as if it were his own while i was away. For many years, I lived with peace of mind that my house was safe under his care. Not for a single moment did i imagine that anything strange or dishonest could ever happen concerning that property. Recently, I discovered that my house had been listed online and apparently sold and renovated without my knowledge or consent. When I saw this, I felt confused, and worried. bcos I never gave anyone permission to sell or make any decisions about my property. For the past few days, I have been trying everything possible to reach him. I have not been able to get in touch with him. The whole situation has left me deeply disturbed, and I honestly do not know what to think or what could have possibly happened.

@OrevaZSN Cos your life don spoil, doctor no wan waste am more.

I will never understand why every patient takes almost an hour with the doctor, but when I go in, I’m out in less than five minutes.

@dekim_Kalvino In my company, it's actually the HR thts leaves 5pm sharp. Very funny man, him no send anybody papa.

HR warned a Gen Z employee that leaving exactly at 5pm every day shows “lack of dedication.” The next day the guy stayed until 6pm. At 6:01 he walked into HR’s office and asked where to submit the overtime form. HR told him it wasn’t paid overtime. The Gen Z guy went back to leaving at 5pm