Sterling

Sterling in Breastars Credit to @NuncioNull

@LennoxTheLlama Wayward pines

Small town

Starting to think my parents are lying about santa

He smells like coast soap and peets coffee (Credit: @KingGatorz )

@Drop_N_Run can't buy a home? why aren't you eating oats for every meal

Dying of a constipation heart attack while battling a massive concrete turd during year 5 of your “eat cheap lunches with no fiber or other nutrients for 40 years so that maybe I can afford a house someday” plan (it’s more polite than telling greedy boomers to kick rocks)

@SelfTorturer Fix it

Haven’t had coffee in 8 days

Getting into a fist fight with my 700 pound girlfriend and losing

@vtigerX @torafur_saku Pre fistfight faceoff

@torafur_saku Trey!!!

trey how cute u r

@iamsheepless @_Mirbear_ I rewatch that whole series once every few years

@_Mirbear_ how it felt playing with tyler when he'd do that stupid bubble shit💀

"hellO everyone and welcome to the very first episode of super Mario bro- HEY HEY HEY" @iamsheepless Classic

@NumoVR I agree

Fuck Fulton county bruh

Bro fist

@trey_158 @vtigerX

@Mainedwolph @vtigerX "buddies" except we literally dont know u and u have been stalking us the entire con

Kemo meet with buddies @vtigerX @trey_158

the nostalgia critic just burned my pussy with a magnifying glass

Guys am I at the right convention or

Bringing pizza upstairs to a room party

ウルフ・オドネルー！！ 服装は適当。。。だけどなんかバストアップ見る感じからすると今回はトゲトゲしかったりノースリーブっぽい感じではなくアビエーション系な感じになりそうですよね。

@iamsheepless @remarks @timburchett No Dood you don't get it the aliens are totally real just like from the movies!

@remarks @timburchett haha guys it's gonna be WILD p.s. don't think about the epstein files or the needless war we started haha

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Rep. Tim Burchett says first UFO files release is a "drop in the bucket" and a "Holy Crap" moment is coming.

They offered a free drink for a group pic but I woulda done it for free 💚

@henri_fjord iran out of gas and the pain israel