(fan) MP

@MichaelSFNR1 Stfu

One insane sneak and it’s in the top right

@JuliusUtd_ Its not that deep man keane is a bitter old man that bruno is a class leader and proved him wrong

Roy is spot on btw, this Bruno assist record would hit different if we had won major trophies with it You can be happy with Bruno equalling the assist record but we need to uphold standards man, trophies should always come first before any other records

@Saraya @utterlyinsane02 @Zashy120 you got cookef

Now what?

@utdreport @WeAreTheOverlap Can’t stand these legends

Roy Keane rips into Bruno Fernandes' assist record: “It’s a circus act!” [@WeAreTheOverlap]

@PolitlcsUK We need to rejoin man

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham says he doesn’t want to rejoin the EU “Brexit has been damaging, but the last thing we need right now is to re-run those arguments”

@_UtdCharlie No MDL or licha is nuts

Wtf is this 😭😭😭😭

@Httpclarkey Yes😭

@MainooProp no

i HATE irl sidemen tinder’s BUT this weeks was their best one. was easer to get through and not cringe with the secondhand embarrassment

Next season is Jose mourinho’s student vs pep Guardiola’s student. Where are Sir Alex Ferguson’s students?

@Casemiro @deeprvo Thank you for everything uncle miro❤️

You don’t wear this shirt. You carry it.

@Sidemen @KSI @Vikkstar123 @ZerkaaHD @Behzinga @Tobjizzle @wroetoshaw @coleandersonJ @sweetanita @Heinzbainess @chrismd10 It was only good when you guys did it

Will they meet their match? 👀 Sidemen Tinder IRL is OUT NOW!!

@AndyMk_83 You do know we can have banners in the new stadium?

😍 fuck sake you cant tear it down.

@UTDkingsley Tbf he did abolish player power and sold the deadwood

😭😭😭😭

@UTDTruth Literally the opposite

Carrick speaks with absolutely no aura it's kinda sad

@gazcol Genuinely shut up

Captain of Manchester United bleating on about how important his meaningless assist stats are to him while we haven’t been close to winning the title for over 13 years now. And people wonder why we aren’t a serious club anymore 🤮

@Casemiro @ManUtd Thank you for everything ❤️

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are. Manchester will forever be my home. To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here. Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day. Forever a Red Devil ❤️

@London_W4 Weird guy

On my way to the Unite the Kingdom March right now. Got my cameras and all set for a great day out.

@TikiTakaConnor Cry

Reminder that Thierry Henry scored 24 goals along with his 20 assists when he took the assist record.

@ZAYN_Z7 Ill deadass kill for him

Carrick is him man. I’m in love

@xarxo_ Weird

idc if he just scored, Luke legs-of-straw Shaw u will never get any flowers from me