
My alarm is the purge siren so you know what I wake up and choose
Roy Mustang
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@MajinMus
We Are All Mad Here

My alarm is the purge siren so you know what I wake up and choose



This 81 year old man is a lifelong Dodgers fan & has been a season pass holder for over 50 years & was just told that he would no longer be allowed to get printed tickets only digital from now on & he’s barely able to navigate a computer & phone.Dodgers aren’t replying to anyone.

Sam Wilson went on a run one day and now he has to save the multiverse 😭

Jada Pinkett Smith says no matter how hard Will Smith tried to make her happy it didn’t work, adding she later realized it wasn’t his responsibility, which led her to seek happiness in other people while still married, claiming it helped her heal 😳🤔





$150 event parking during today’s SF Giants ⚾️ game @KTVU

Is Steve Young the best lefty Quarterback ever?

Absolute Superman #19 variant by Chuma Hill featuring King Shazam! Via:@PopverseSays

"Red Lobster to bring back endless shrimp that brought it to bankruptcy," per Bloomberg

Happy Baphomet Victory! with @steveo at The Satanic Temple