Department of Distraction

Sprit Airlines End of the Road Tribute. #Spirit

@GladYuengling Dude no!

What kind of content do you want to see on my OF? It's time. #FridayVibes

@thedaywar90 I missed that dancing with the stars episode.

Are the Obamas the most contemporary presidential couple? 😊

Coffee time.

@huwhitememes Appreciate your work.

@MajorDst Thank you sir!

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@toxiccowboy1 @rdejay

💞💞 Friends? My partner in crime @rdejay is trying to get to 9k. Would you follow her? Id appreciate it. Tysvm 💖😎🤟💞💞

@Chicago_History Portillos beef juice. 4oz cup

What's a perfume or cologne you used to wear, but now you won't touch? #ChicagoHistory 💪🏼

@bigredshady @jayroo69 Who knows. I have been blocked by better.

@MajorDst @jayroo69 How the hell did this involve her?

ONE STATE, TWO STATE RED STATE, BLUE STATE Is anybody shocked by this at all? I'm not

@bigredshady @jayroo69 Made a comment about banjos.

@MajorDst @jayroo69 Someone blocked YOUR account?? 😂😂😂

@GladYuengling Same price if from Trader Joe’s.

It's been 4 months since I had a drink of alcohol. I think I'll reward myself with a drink.

@mr_winstn_wolfe @nypost I would eat the 🤓 off to the side before I tried that burger.

@MajorDst @nypost In his defense, he didn't have this grill hot enough to melt cheese, let alone start a fire.

LA mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman proposes backyard BBQ ban trib.al/7BMBIBf

Join @DJpowers69 @assbutt010 @528_Herts @MajorDst @Roo13_60 Birthday Girl @Stardust11M31 and me for XGT this Friday! It's going to be a great time! Set your reminder!! 👇🏻🎶💥🎸🎤 x.com/i/spaces/1oKMv…

@Robert_T_Ray @nypost You have an excellent point.

@MajorDst @nypost Are cheeseburgers kosher?

@otokyo__ Blocked

Throwback or whatever (My lil toddler niece loving me)

@jayroo69 Christi is not playing! 😂

@jayroo69 Can hear the banjos from here.

@0hour1 They are insufferable 😣

Average Americans hate these fucking retards.

@4thOfJuly365 That slaps hard

Bare feet slapped the hot sidewalk with glee, Chasing that ice cream truck's jingle melody. Boom box blasting mixtapes under blue skies, Trading cassettes with buddies, no goodbyes. Bikes with spokes clicking loud as we flew, Streetlights flickering, calling us through. Cartoons on Saturday, cereal in bowls, Those wild '80s summers filling our souls.

Sure hope the sun was in your eyes, this is not a good look while visiting china.