Major General Parsons

@phillysports094 @MichaelCashe @BossCowboySport 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 trying to discredit him is hilarious.

@MajorParsons11 @MichaelCashe @BossCowboySport He’s an assistant and again people with superbowls and better backgrounds than him don’t agree with his analysis dude can’t even get a job in nfl 💀

Jalen Hurts 2022 alleged MVP-ish season was on par with Dak Prescott's rookie season. Before anybody starts crying about rushing being the difference, don't give **rugby team** football credit to one person. Dak had 5 games that depended on his arm versus 2 with Hurts.

@BobbyHccios @phillysports094 @MichaelCashe @BossCowboySport Muted. Have fun arguing with yourself. Baseless troll. Dak is 8-3 Vs you guys. “He’s ass” Imagine losing to an ass QB all the time? L

@MajorParsons11 @phillysports094 @MichaelCashe @BossCowboySport I just posted his second half of the games stats you clown. The eagles ran the football almost every second half because they aren’t a dogshit team like the cowboys and don’t have to run scores up. Here’s daks numbers to compare.

@Handfullll @jmacyourlife @leafs_truth @ThatFishCreigh @MapleTakes That is a direct conflict of interest and would be classified as such within any other entity. He testified in court against his brother in law…

@MajorParsons11 @jmacyourlife @leafs_truth @ThatFishCreigh @MapleTakes Yea between Keefe and the other guy. Seriously the NHL is dumb but they are nit this dumb. There was obviously discussions that happened between all camps and it was determined that a conflict of interest doesn't exist

@BobbyHccios @phillysports094 @MichaelCashe @BossCowboySport LOOOOL hurts played 100% of snaps in every game but 3. “Most games” Another eagles fan, another false narrative

@MajorParsons11 @phillysports094 @MichaelCashe @BossCowboySport Hurts literally didn’t have to play the second half of most games. So you’re saying Jalen in the first half is directly comparable to an entire season of dak. Congratulations you played yourself.

@phillysports094 @MichaelCashe @BossCowboySport Yet still has more football knowledge than any whack job looking for engagements LOOOL Eagles fans trying to discredit a SB winning coach is hilarious

@MajorParsons11 @MichaelCashe @BossCowboySport Former sb winning coach 💀💀💀 that dude was an assistants assistant and his own qb (Warner called him out for ruining the rams) 💀 he got fired in his analysts job with fox after what one season? He’s chip Kelly 🤷‍♂️💀

@Handfullll @jmacyourlife @leafs_truth @ThatFishCreigh @MapleTakes Keefe literally testified against his brother in law in court lmfao… that is definitely ugly history

@MajorParsons11 @jmacyourlife @leafs_truth @ThatFishCreigh @MapleTakes He doesn't have an ugly history though lol. The Leafs just suck.

@WatcherBruins “Clear elbow” 🤣🤣🤣 gosh so many people are just full time leaf haters. The elbow never touches his head you goof

There’s a good chance that the Maple Leafs will also be without Jake McCabe in Game 2 after this hit on Eyssimont. High blindside hit with a clear elbow that targets the head as the principal point of contact. Not Bunting bad, but probably a game or two

@WatcherBruins @Eli_is_Elite The elbow never touches his head lol.

@Chetosnketcup @HaeskEn420 @BcBeanney @Fluxuryy @RavenSoftware Your an idiot. Watch the clip and listen for the sound. The chute sound happens and instead of the chute his gun gets pulled out.

@MajorParsons11 @HaeskEn420 @BcBeanney @Fluxuryy @RavenSoftware It's very forgiving when youre not 20 ft from the ground already. He tried to cancel his reload and that's how you can tell.he knew he was too close to the ground. He fucked up, don't blame the game. At least not in this instance.

43 kills with 24 up about to easily drop 50+ kills SOLO QUADS and the whole lobby lags... You can legit hear the parachute noise and see the start of the animation. @RavenSoftware gonna sort out your servers and glitches, just ruined a potential WR gameplay, laughable.

@Chetosnketcup @HaeskEn420 @BcBeanney @Fluxuryy @RavenSoftware No he did not…

@MajorParsons11 @HaeskEn420 @BcBeanney @Fluxuryy @RavenSoftware He pulled his chute too close to the ground. Has happened to me many times. No lag necessary

@AJ_1878 @PFF @MrPr3sid3nt92 ? Since signing the deal he’s led a top 5 offense. Hasn’t missed playoffs. Back to back 12 win season. Yeahhh so overpaid… 3 of the top highest paid didn’t even make playoffs last year🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PFF @MrPr3sid3nt92 Dak is the most overpaid average player in the entire NFL. How he got that deal from Jerry Jones is beyond me, straight up fraudulent that 😂

Dak wants all the QBs to get the 💰

@_BaThomas @mischkadoe @TommyG105 @eazycucho @JayR920 No he was not. His famous game winning drive Vs the colts. How many completed passes?

@MajorParsons11 @mischkadoe @TommyG105 @eazycucho @JayR920 Lmao he was throwing the team down inside the 10 regularly and then would score with a sneak you act like the birds had a bunch of long runs to get down to the 2. Hurts did the work, WRs got tackled short, and he punched it in🤷🏽‍♂️

Daniel Jones is a better QB than Jalen Hurts. Just doesn’t have the same talent around hm. #TommysTakes

@AndreaM95297558 @irshroz @ninaturner They have no idea what they want. Their brains are not even fully developed lmfao. No one person of gen z has ever faced oppression. Yet they scream it from the rooftops. Rude awakening incoming

Ralph Yarl’s classmates walk out in support of him. Powerful. twitter.com/KaivanShroff/s…

@Handfullll @jmacyourlife @leafs_truth @ThatFishCreigh @MapleTakes The leafs are quite bc the nhl is a joke and fines anyone who speaks out against how shit is run. Why is he reffing the game with all the past.. why not get someone else who doesn’t have ugly history with the head coach of a team lmao. He could be reffing any other series

@MajorParsons11 @jmacyourlife @leafs_truth @ThatFishCreigh @MapleTakes Do you really think that the Leafs would be this quiet about this if they hadn't already dealt with the supposed conflict of interest? You're basically calling Leafs management incompetent

@Iconic_Dontae @EBN2BC @J_wiley1 @zazumipein @vidsthatgohard If you didn’t like how it was made you wouldn’t purchase it. Fact is you never cared to look it up. Your a joke. Getting muted now as you’re clearly a brainwashed child

@Iconic_Dontae @EBN2BC @J_wiley1 @zazumipein @vidsthatgohard You have no idea what clothes I wear. I am also not the one claiming oppression while supporting oppression in other countries

@mischkadoe @TommyG105 @eazycucho @JayR920 Ahhh yes.. let’s bring up the cowboys last ditch efforts… easy mute. Always easy to spot the brainless trolls🤣🤣🤣

@MajorParsons11 @TommyG105 @eazycucho @JayR920 Better than putting your RB in at center as the only lineman🤷🏼‍♂️ the point still stands that he scored more on the ground than DJ did thru the air last year, and those are the contracts being discussed here lol

@Iconic_Dontae @EBN2BC @J_wiley1 @zazumipein @vidsthatgohard None of that is based on colour of your skin lmfao

@MajorParsons11 @EBN2BC @J_wiley1 @zazumipein @vidsthatgohard It’s harder for us to get into college. It’s harder for us to get good paying jobs even after fitting all the criteria. Even a black man with good credit still has trouble getting a house or starting a business. And also why is it that only black businesses can’t thrive?