tyler malec

@Nolan_Scates You should not edit this. BO was right

NO*

I have BO problem with nepo babies. I have issue with them pretending like “oh we actually had to work”

@dropchrismurphy Its wonderful to see you embrace your newfound Italian heritage

Italian guy with two husky sons named Aglio and Olio

@dropchrismurphy I would like to see what happened with that

Nosferatu was so bleedingly earnest which made it even funnier that the trailer before it was for some Unicorn killing movie where they basically go “so that just happened”

@farrellwalsh @dropchrismurphy He has syphilis

Tom Hardy as Al Capone with syphillis in Josh Trank’s Fonzo

@EddieKlink let's not go

@joeworldwideweb Damn that toothpick can’t hold down all that flavor

Bought a $30 hamburger at the Guy Fieri restaurant in Vegas. Life can be so epic if you let it be

@OttoAkin Congrats Otto! They seem cool

My new friend on Twitter

@Montanablowhard What’s your five cannons

@MalecTyler ???? Why

I'm the millennial Aristotle

@Montanablowhard @ihatechristine2 I like it

@ihatechristine2 Always

Mulaney’s makeup is ROUGH in this.

@krustidurkin Say it

when i say palatine you say boys

@Nolan_Scates Go to bed

I’ll say it so you don’t have to. Nickelback had some bangers. Were they the best band ever? No but they got a lot of people through the early 2000’s. People will hate on Nickelback and then watch a Michael Bay movie unironically and I’m sick of it.

@Montanablowhard Hmm not sure how it’s related to your doc research but curious for the findings

In the Matthew McConaughey book there’s a story about his dad driving 224 miles to make his eight year old son piss really high.

@TimLyons @atdanwhite Great job tn @TimLyons still had fun

@atdanwhite We had a show tonight.

Perfect Friday night to myself.

@Montanablowhard Looks like it’s just me. DM me

@MalecTyler Sorry, but I said “good” and “fun” gonna need someone else to jump in in this case

How to have good fun idea?

@Montanablowhard You have a lot of opinions for someone teaching geography and cartography. Shut up and map!!

@Montanablowhard @ihatechristine2 wtf @ihatechristine2

James bong

@NoHalfCaff @rogbennett Hope he sees this

Wonderful halftime analysis @rogbennett !

@ihatechristine2 Sounds like eczema. See some things missing and lmk if you need a rec

@MalecTyler Idk. But I got antibiotics. So. Bad.

Went to the dermatologist the other day.