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Mama Needs A Coke

@MamaNeedsACoke

At least three of my kids are funnier than me. https://t.co/TKorTRQdMa

St Charles, MO Katılım Kasım 2020
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Mama Needs A Coke
Mama Needs A Coke@MamaNeedsACoke·
Eating in my 40s is confusing: I’m young enough that I still need to take care of my body, but old enough that I don’t want to risk having a salad as my last meal.
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Mama Needs A Coke
Mama Needs A Coke@MamaNeedsACoke·
When you are a super hero you need a secret identity and that secret identity is usually selling insurance. —Ryan, 7
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Mama Needs A Coke@MamaNeedsACoke·
The high today is 88 degrees, but I’m wearing jeans and a hoodie. It’s September first. We can’t keep catering to you forever, Summer, geez.
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Mama Needs A Coke@MamaNeedsACoke·
@campfireburning Oh I hear you! Mine started back and within three days I had a call from the nurse to get one of them (fever). 🤦🏻‍♀️ Best of luck!!
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Mama Needs A Coke
Mama Needs A Coke@MamaNeedsACoke·
If you don’t believe in the mental load you aren’t carrying it. Now go pick some up—that shit is heavy.
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Mama Needs A Coke@MamaNeedsACoke·
If a guy uses a stud finder he’s required to point it at himself and make beeping noises. It’s in the Man-ual.
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My Life As Dad
My Life As Dad@milifeasdad·
"I'll see you later today" I whisper, as I pack a sandwich in my kid's lunchbox.
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kevin
kevin@chukka60·
@MamaNeedsACoke What’s next for him, eating dinner off the bird table in the backyard?
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Mama Needs A Coke@MamaNeedsACoke·
Saw my youngest moving his arms up and down really fast and when I asked what he was doing he casually replied, ‘oh, just trying to fly like a bird,’ and I really admire his optimism.
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Kevin The Dad
Kevin The Dad@kevinthedad·
My 7 month old likes avocado so I guess she’ll never own a home
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Luke ☀️
Luke ☀️@RaDadtouille·
If I could have just a moment of your time I’d love to give you some information about how your small, one time donation can make a difference in the fight against the fight against carbs.
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One Awkward Mom
One Awkward Mom@oneawkwardmom·
The audacity of children to burst from your body like the kool aid man and then tell you that you’re stinky while they’re covered in dirt and peanut butter
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That Mom Tho
That Mom Tho@mom_tho·
him: what video do you keep watching, that song has been playing for the last five minutes me, watching a lady pour buttery noodles into a vat of cream sauce on repeat: um, it’s porn
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A Bearer Of Dad News
A Bearer Of Dad News@HomeWithPeanut·
Told my kids that either they stop fighting or at least make it more entertaining, so I'd say summer vacation is going great
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Snarky Mommy
Snarky Mommy@SnarkyMommy78·
6: why does J have two mommies? Me: some kids have two mommies, some have two daddies, some have a mommy and a daddy… all families look diff- 6: I wish I had two mommies My husband:
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Richard Dean
Richard Dean@dad_on_my_feet·
Me: *is a strong, capable professional and father* Also me: *cries during every episode of Bluey*
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Snarky Mommy
Snarky Mommy@SnarkyMommy78·
[an hour into bedtime] Me: it’s really late… no more talking! 6: ok *starts singing*
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𝓶♡@Love_bug1016·
just a girl who loves sunsets, music, and making you smile
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