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@marianabrickman Mal Evans, one of my old co-workers dad!

I've always thought these looked way more like Mal Evans' than John's

@itssherifield @StruggleDisplay Boy i bet he’s covered in bruises in the morning.

At bedtime I do this thing that drives my husband wild I kick him when he snores.

@MsCranberyjuice All four!

4 is the quickest way to paradise 😂😈

@VitaeArcanum So that’s where you keep your adult magazines.

be the reason he checks under his bed, before he falls asleep

@MsAshBash420 Something to look forward to in your old age.

Right 🤔

@StruggleDisplay And you tell him to get his own dinner too?

Dog has an upset tummy: Boils chicken, makes rice, purees pumpkin…babies him all day long The hubs has an upset tummy: Throws a Gatorade in his general direction…purposefully makes myself disappear all day long

@kierstonator Love these pictures but they keep steaming up my reading glasses!

@DearAuntAbby What you said to the doctor in the ER Department?

I don’t know when I last pulled off a cartwheel but I certainly didn’t know it would be the last. Kinda makes me sad.

@MsAshBash420 Time for me to disappear into my nuclear underground bunker!

🙌

@oneawkwardmom I’m sure two little people will see that won’t be happening very often.

Once I start going to bed at a reasonable hour it’s over for you bitches

@chase_the_high Here that would be only about a gallon’s worth nowadays.

@whinecheezits So everybody was happy all round then?

My 25 yo cousin inadvertently flashed the men working outside my house while she was changing by a window. At first I was riddled with anxiety that they’d think it was me. Then I basked in the glory of them thinking I had the body of a 25 yo and felt pretty good actually.

@SassyCanadian0 And glad you’ve paid yours off.

@theheywhoha @soyourelikethat And filled with too much plastic.

The ocean is over seasoned. Too salty. Zero stars.

@itssherifield Never forget when we were playing up at the dinner table one day and my mom was so mad she karate chopped a cake in half.

We used to look at my mom like she was crazy when she’d scream at us like a lunatic but now I know that’s the only way children can hear you.

@mommajessiec Well at least in my day we did it face to face and not by email!

@MommyingHard @JustBeingEmma You brave person you!

I got a cortisone shot today and now AARP won't stop calling me.

@Odyne_LaFee That’s what happens when you go commando more often.

The spot of eczema that was plaguing the crack of my ass for the last 10 years is gone! I'm cured! Woot! Woot! Woot! ☺️

@lmwortho @JustBeingEmma Or here looking at the books to read as the phone box is a mini library.

I saw a man in a phone box today. I figured he was lost or peeing.

@JustBeingEmma Ah reliving episodes of ER with George Clooney are we?

I have a date with a sexy, young doctor. Technically, it's called an appointment. But whatever.