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@GavinHedley @AdamP1242 @blondiehunter We could have finished 15th again and wed still take Tonali off you. Remember last summer we took Cunha Mbuemo and Sesko without Europe whilst you had Champions league 👀

@MamboTheChief @AdamP1242 @blondiehunter Well he got to the last 16. Could've been worse Mambo. 😂

Sandro Tonali looks knackered 🙄 #NUFC

@AdamP1242 @blondiehunter Why would he want to play for fcking Newcastle after embarrassing him in Europe 😂

@blondiehunter It’s not a good look that Tonali couldn’t have any involvement against Sunderland (including sitting on the bench) and then is 100% match fit 4 days later starting for his country

@AdamP1242 @blondiehunter Why would he want to play for fcking Newcastle after embarrassing him in Europe 😂

@Bigqadi You know something about snow bunnies, they wouldn't publicly disrespect you like this.

On a serious note, any woman with this attitude on the happiest day of your life needs to be kicked to the curb.

@huzz079 @SeatonJP7 @SimplyUtd Respectfully disagree. He is one of those environment players who needs pandering and pampering to get the most out of. On pure foot along abilities in the right environment he is a fantastic player.

@MamboTheChief @SeatonJP7 @SimplyUtd He only was good for a couple years. At his peak my add that barley lasted

@Toto9732 @nderim_saliu @Cunha__utd Well if youre talking footballing abilities Sancho is literally clear of the players listed.

@nderim_saliu @Cunha__utd Dumbest I have heard. Like saying Anthony with prime Messi abilities. Can’t just make your own rules

Gun to your head, bring one back.

@SeatonJP7 @SimplyUtd People know! Nobody talks about Figo, Nedved, Canavarro but they know!

@MamboTheChief @SimplyUtd Yet no one talks about him

@izamamaa Looks - 99 Peace and Attitude - 0

If God really ate with black women, why are they the least desired race on dating apps?😭

@SeatonJP7 @SimplyUtd Please Stop. Yes Owen talks shite, but he was a world class player in his peak!

@SimplyUtd One of the worst ballon dors winners talking shite

@NikBoyle @CharZiyanah Idiotic take

@CharZiyanah Truth is, Not good enough for Portuguese league; Sporting happily let him Go, Not good enough for French league; PSG happily let him go. How on earth is he good enough for the Premier League? He’s a championship player.

People attack Ugarte every time he breathes, expect him to come off the bench and fail and and are surprised when he makes mistakes. But the same standard isn’t held for other players! This fanbase have treated Ugarte horrifically. Content creators and twats like Luckhurst are not innocent either, ganging up on him disproportionately and failing to call out the mistakes of players they like. This is a 24 year old player in his second season that has started just 7 matches (who by way got 6 assists and 2 goals in his first season, and everybody forgets this). In his first season, the main criticism of him was that he didn’t progress the ball enough. But towards the end of it, and this season, he is clearly showing signs of improvement in this aspect. The data suggests the same: Last season he was in the 38th percentile for progressive carries and 12th for progressive passes and this season he’s in the 45th and 55th. His key passes have risen from the 0.2nd percentile to the 28th percentile. Meanwhile, he is still doing his job and winning possession excellently, in the 99.5th percentile compared to the 93rd percentile of last season. He may not be the right fit for us, but assassinating a 24 year old in his second season without a run of games, taking to social media to abuse him relentlessly and clip him up and ganging up on him is classless. He’s wearing our shirt! Carrick has praised him saying ‘He’s been terrific around the group with his attitude and how we go about it, his training qualities’.

@Rudeboiifizzy @utdreport Craig Pawson was VAR, that prick hates us.

@utdreport Thoughts Only thought is stuart attwell is a fuckin scouse fucking bastard

FT: #mufc 2-2 Bournemouth What are your thoughts?

@FA_PGMOL worst officials know the top 5 leagues. You can FUCK OFF with the " we got the Amad decision wrong" a month from now. Useless!!!!

@ConfuEth @MrMarshallWJHS @PaulSkallas Its just genetics. Some people's genetic make up can tolerate shit, others can't.

@MrMarshallWJHS @PaulSkallas Yeah my great grandma hit 98 and smoked every day. Really makes you think

Didn't even make it to 90. A bit of a disappointment. Spent his life in good shape. Active. Ate well. Wealthy. Focused on health.

@grape2082 @imDeshaefrost Man stfu everyone gets it equally. Victim ass

You ain’t gotta worry bout that.

@user007321 Cole Palmer did.

No one grows up and says I want to become like Wayne Rooney.

@MickyBtoon @Pabs237 Last time I checked put of your and Spurs they won the more relevant trophy and youve more recently been relegated , so yes, they can laugh at you.

@Pabs237 Spurs fan laughing at us?! We’ve hit rock bottom.

In order to suffer an embarrassing defeat in the Champions League, you have to be in the Champions League. Certain clubs laughing this evening might want to let that sink in.

@agbnufc_ @markgoldbridge PSR rules , you idiots have spent more than Barcelona in the last 2 seasons , clowns

@markgoldbridge What a clown take, we've literally went head to head with a team with P14 W14 home record for majority of the tie, but quality ultimately shows. Maybe if we were not gimped by artificial PSR rules we'd actually have won, most likely, yes.

EMERGENCY! The Premier League is a shitshow! This obsession with corners and long throws has fucked us over in Europe where they actually play football

Can’t believe what I am watching in this second half from Newcastle United

@NUFC WHOS THAT TEAM WE CALL UNIIIITED

Our #UCL journey comes to an end. ⏱️

Its pretty fitting that Arsenal will win the worst Premier league in terms of quality. They nerfes this league with all the set pieces now our teams are getting exposed in Europe as they can't no longer play basic football.