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NORGE SKAL TIL VM! NORGE SKAL TIL VM! VI GIR ALT. ALT FOR NORGE. OFRER ALT. OM VI MÅ. VI ER, RØDE, HVITE, BLÅ VI SKAL PÅ VIKINGTOKT🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

Hungary coach Rossi on Arne Slot wanting Szoboszlai to play less for Hungary “I will not listen to a coach who spends £450m and worsens his squad, who also plays his best player at right back.”

@19F105 Skulle tro han hadde noe personlig mot Northug. Voldsomt kraftig tirade uten noen som helst grunn. På grensen det som skjer ja, men ikke i nærheten av det Skinstad sier

Hadde seriøst vurdert å skifte ut Petter Skinstad til neste sesong. Trekker ned nivået i TV2 brutalt.

@Da_Winning_Code @sales_un @codek_tv Nothing is wrong here. Try to act smart, but can’t do basic math. No need writing it in 10 steps. Some people can take 1+1 in their head. One day you will also be able to

@sales_un @codek_tv Your formula is correct but you didn't work it out correctly. When figures jump over the equality sign, there sign changes too

How tall is the dog ?

@RateTheTalent @fiago7 Ragebait

@fiago7 20 teams: Norway: Rosenborg Bodø/Glimt Brann Vålerenga Fredrikstad Molde Viking Stabæk Denmark: Midtjylland Nordsjælland FC Copenhagen Brøndby Randers Viborg Sweden: AIK Djurgården Hammarby Malmö FF Brommapojkarna Häcken

If there was a Scandinavian Football League, which clubs must be in? 🇸🇪🇳🇴🇩🇰

Feirer seriegullet på mange måter i Stavanger…

@nocontextmemes The kid wearing a Viking jersey. So they are from Stavanger. Known for inbreeding

finally celebrating something

🚨 Alejandro Garnacho has been fined £660 and given three penalty points after admitting to speeding near Manchester United’s Carrington training ground last year, with his lawyers stating he was “embarrassed” by the incident, which occurred just days before his move to Chelsea.

@nderim_saliu @Cunha__utd Dumbest I have heard. Like saying Anthony with prime Messi abilities. Can’t just make your own rules

@Cunha__utd Sancho without the disciplinary issues :)

Gun to your head, bring one back.

@InvertTheWing Hope for your own sake this is AI. No way you typed all this shit😭

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

@SanderKvalheim @NisselueP Og du er så lite nøytral det er mulig å få det. Real Madrid er verst på dette her. Men har vel ikke noe å si når du heier på de? Alle vet at om dømmingen hadde vært så dårlig mot Real Madrid, så hadde det blitt 10 ganger så mye klaging fra dere.

@NisselueP Dette handler jo ikke om VAR eller dårlig dømming. Dette er kontinuerlige forsøk på å påvirke og presse dommere. Du er et godt eksempel på at de lykkes med dette, dessverre.

Dette er jo helt sykt. Tilliten til dommene er på et absolutt bunnivå, og klubber gjør som Atletico her eller sender inn skriftlige klager på dommere hver runde.

@indykaila @Lastofus2090 Always believe the KFC man @indykaila 😭😭💀💀😂😂😂

@Lastofus2090 Always us …

The reports we've seen that Arne Slot's job is safe next season are very different from what we've been hearing. Arne Slot needs a miracle to keep his job. Senior players are baffled by his tactics this season.

@indykaila @LFC And how is he gonna fit everyone into the same line up? KFC kaila back with lies again. Embarrassing little kid

Xabi Alonso, if appointed manager at @LFC, wants to build the attack around Isak Ekitike Wirtz Diomande Olise This is the ideal plan ⬆️

@kpvilla @UtdRobert So you just exposed yourself that you have no idea how things work. So dumb that you don’t even know it yourself😭😭😭😂😂😂

You only play once a week ya daft twat!! Able to spend a fortune in transfers with out any European football, we lost 80% of our midfield in January & February, not allowed to spend what we want even though we have some of the richest owners in the league, it’s a fucking miracle we are only 1 point behind Utd with 7 games to play! It’s embarrassing if we finish above Utd!! Up the fuckin Villa

You were 11 points ahead of us 10 games ago you daft twat. It’s embarrassing if you don’t finish above us.

@utdgaj @Ellis_ As a United fan we do not recognize this fake supporter

@Ellis_ Literally no fouls in that thread tho?

They dropped a whole thread exposing how disgusting and corrupt Real Madrid are. Fair play 👏

@nufcpb Turned down something that was never real? You really are thick over there😭😭😭😂😂😂

Brunooooo turned ya down, he turned ya downnnnn

@atletienglish Expose this corrupt league. Real Madrid complains about referees against them, when everyone knows they pay them off every single time. Embarrassing club. Embarrassing people supporting that club

After two days in which the machinery focused on a play that today has been confirmed, a question arises: How can a derby end with only two fouls? We break it down in our “Tiempo de Revisión”:

@geordiejosh Woltemade are no striker. Just ask your boss😂

Just based of quality this team should not be 12th, man. It’s a disgrace

@AmasaLavakumar @sciencegirl All this just to be completely wrong😭😭😭

Which tank will empty first